that reminds me of being an 8 year old in the barber's chair circa 1974... sitting on that board they put over the arms of the chair, I saw a **1 Dollar bill!!!** on the floor and could barely contain myself. Had to be good and sit still for the haircut. Imagine my disappointment when the haircut was over and I raced down to the floor, and found that the $1 bill was laminated into the floor. The barber thought it was funny :( That's how someone's going to feel about getting a stack of bacon only to find out it's petrified whatever Tom from East Tennessee
He should've thrown his club at the guy's legs to trip him (and beat his ass while he was down) instead of chasing him. That pulled hamstring had to hurt.
#10 I've got three German Shepherd pups that love to do that with their food dishes too. I guess it just tastes better out of the bowl. But I feed them outside on the deck.
I've heard that when cats do that it's because they can't stand their whiskers hitting the side of the bowl. Could be the same with dogs. Maybe change the size and shape of the bowl.-sammy
Liked the lot. thought provokers' all. The camo one I expected the shorts to be ejected and on the go pro in the tractor wheel expected a large crack or ka-boom.
Had a brief tussle in HS with a clown like #4. Spins and leaps look cool against immobile sparring dummies or showing off to your buddies. They also give your opponent plenty of time to be just out of reach before they get there. I eventually walked away untouched when he wore himself out to the point where he couldn't follow. Gotta give the little guy props for determination though...
My fat ass thought number 9 was bacon at first. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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Deletethat reminds me of being an 8 year old in the barber's chair circa 1974... sitting on that board they put over the arms of the chair, I saw a **1 Dollar bill!!!** on the floor and could barely contain myself. Had to be good and sit still for the haircut. Imagine my disappointment when the haircut was over and I raced down to the floor, and found that the $1 bill was laminated into the floor. The barber thought it was funny :( That's how someone's going to feel about getting a stack of bacon only to find out it's petrified whatever
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Delete#6 Black high-heels in the bag I assume.
ReplyDeleteLaughed my ass off to number 3
ReplyDeleteHe should've thrown his club at the guy's legs to trip him (and beat his ass while he was down) instead of chasing him. That pulled hamstring had to hurt.
Delete#3 is hilarious with putting the ball in a balloon floating cup but the prankster is lucky he didn't get a golf club upside his head.
Delete#10 I've got three German Shepherd pups that love to do that with their food dishes too. I guess it just tastes better out of the bowl. But I feed them outside on the deck.
ReplyDeleteI've heard that when cats do that it's because they can't stand their whiskers hitting the side of the bowl. Could be the same with dogs. Maybe change the size and shape of the bowl.-sammy
Delete#9 bacon or rock or bacon rock?
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Caught #9 midway through, thought those were giant hunks of bacon. Man, what a disappointment.
ReplyDeleteAs did I. This just proves even God loves bacon.
DeleteLiked the lot. thought provokers' all. The camo one I expected the shorts to be ejected and on the go pro in the tractor wheel expected a large crack or ka-boom.
ReplyDeleteHad a brief tussle in HS with a clown like #4. Spins and leaps look cool against immobile sparring dummies or showing off to your buddies. They also give your opponent plenty of time to be just out of reach before they get there. I eventually walked away untouched when he wore himself out to the point where he couldn't follow. Gotta give the little guy props for determination though...
ReplyDeleteSimple response to that is to punch the guy in his nuts. Hard. I've found it works quite well against spin-masters.
DeleteThere’s never any good reason to kick higher than the knees to the crotch. A good foot stomp can be quite debilitating too.
Delete#9 Hell! I thought it was fat back!
ReplyDelete#3: The funniest part to me is pulling a hamstring after three seconds of running.
ReplyDelete#4: Armless opponents are on notice. Make a fat joke at your peril!
#10: My grandparents had a dog that did something like this. He'd tip the food out of the bowl, lie down, and eat off the floor.
#3 he is a golfer though, not a lot of running.
Delete#6 for the win!
ReplyDelete#4 reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7157QMW9abM
ReplyDeleteall right, what the damm hell is #9?
ReplyDeleteThe rare fatback rock.
Delete#8 - Missed it by that much. (read in the voice of agent 86)
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