FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. – A Flagler County man was arrested after trying to take several strange products from a Target in Palm Coast, according to the sheriff’s office.
Deputies said they responded to reports about the Target theft along Moody Boulevard on Monday afternoon.
He couldn't afford to pay for a happy ending....
ReplyDeleteCome on funny feelings!
ReplyDeleteWait, I thought if you used a trash bag from the garden section you could walk out of any target without paying?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention that you need to be wearing the latest fashions from their faggot collection.
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