ORMOND BEACH, Fla. – Walking the beach in Florida, you never know what the waves will bring in.
The Volusia Sheriff’s Office said it’s been called multiple times in the last few days for people finding large amounts of cocaine washed up on the beach and both times it was in Ormond Beach.
Why does that only happen to squares that call the police? I'll give you 200 bucks for that brick cash, right now, soaking wet and all.... Shhheeeit. About the only way I would touch that stuff these days (with all the Fentanyl) would be to find an un-opened brick washed up on the shore.
I would imagine much does go unreported or under reported. Suppose you stumble across 5 bricks washed up, you think a minute and take 4 and report the other to the police. Of course, you might have to deal with the rightful owner but that's another story. Daryl
You never know the ingenuity of the dealers.. Recently a mechanical bear stuffed with primo toot swam up on the beach at Destin, Florida passed dozens of clueless people.
Dumbass says, "“You hear about it happening, I guess down south in places like that, but you don’t think it’ll happen to you!"
I live a few miles North of Ormond Beach. Either she hasn't been around here long or she's dense, several packages of pot washed ashore at one of the beaches I frequent. When I wasn't there, of course.
Why does that only happen to squares that call the police?
ReplyDeleteI'll give you 200 bucks for that brick cash, right now, soaking wet and all....
Shhheeeit. About the only way I would touch that stuff these days (with all the Fentanyl) would be to find an un-opened brick washed up on the shore.
I would imagine much does go unreported or under reported. Suppose you stumble across 5 bricks washed up, you think a minute and take 4 and report the other to the police. Of course, you might have to deal with the rightful owner but that's another story.
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You never know the ingenuity of the dealers.. Recently a mechanical bear stuffed with primo toot swam up on the beach at Destin, Florida passed dozens of clueless people.
ReplyDeleteWhiskey Tango Foxtrot???
DeleteStarker was here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsZ3U2agA04
DeleteNo thanks. I've seen "No country for Old Men"....three times.
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In other news, tourism is up in Ormond Beach.
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Dumbass says, "“You hear about it happening, I guess down south in places like that, but you don’t think it’ll happen to you!"
ReplyDeleteI live a few miles North of Ormond Beach. Either she hasn't been around here long or she's dense, several packages of pot washed ashore at one of the beaches I frequent. When I wasn't there, of course.