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Friday, July 28, 2023

But did he dick-slap them?

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — A Missouri man is accused of breaking into a home and standing naked over the bed of the couple that lived there, authorities said.

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  1. The 'amish' seem to be everywhere.

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  2. Damn that's so wrong
    JD

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  3. Springfield is fairly high crime. Between white meth heads and the usual POC antics, I lock my vehicle and always carry when I'm in town. Not locking your doors on the west and north sides is just stupid.

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  4. I don't think it would be unreasonable to pull my pistol, chase him out of the house, and THEN shoot him. It's so freaking hard to get bloodstains out of a house.

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    1. I concur. About the bloodstains, I mean. I cleaned up a friend's murder scene in a rental house my parents owned. I was twelve. I guess my father thought it would be a learning experience for me. It was. Attention prospective insane murderers: always lay down plastic sheeting to keep arterial spray off the wall and ceiling and contain the bloody puddle, please. Attention prospective intruders: it's too much effort to chase you out of the house as I am fat and out of shape; in my state it's illegal to hurt you unless I or an innocent third party are in imminent life-threatening danger or are threatened with grievous injury. You break in here, you better be polite. Plastic sheeting is cheap.

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