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Monday, July 31, 2023

Fucking Mondays...

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  1. #10 - and that is why that ugly orange construction fencing is put up. To stop the stupid from parking where falling material, roofing nails and other hazards are very likely to happen.

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    1. Shouldn't really be worried about shit falling off your house. This isn't under construction.

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    2. Whoah there Karen... the freaking mastic let go, nobody parked in the middle of an improperly flagged jobsite but if we need help with that, we'll call ya hon!

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  2. # 4. Only busty blonde German girls are qualified to carry that many beer mugs at one time..
    JD

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  3. #1 Not a happy ending?

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    1. Hope his spare cute works. Can’t figure out how that happened because there are a couple of checks prior to stepping in the doorway.

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    2. Not for the jumpmaster and the static safety who were probably burned for allowing this to occur.

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    3. Isn't there supposed to be a spring-loaded toggle on the opening of that hook?

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    4. I think it's Photoshopped, boys.....

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  4. #1 Isn't there a safety latch to prevent the static line from detaching?
    #5 Is that motor oil on the floor?
    #10 I don't see any masonry ties on the wall.
    Al_in_Ottawa

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    1. #10. Those are foam blocks textured and colored to look like stone. Fastened with adhesive or thin flexible metal tabs.

      Pretty lightweight but still have sone heft. Outer thin hard shell can hurt soft & pliable skin.

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  5. That first HAS to be a photoshop. There is no way. There are too many sets of eyes checking that shit before you go out the door.

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    1. It looks as if the bird is still on the deck. Check out the markings.

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    2. That was before we were enriched by diversity.

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  6. # 7 Would of been one hell of a ride. If memory serves you only have a 3 or 4ft lanyard on your harness. That left a mark
    Backwoods Okie

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    1. That happened at my wife's work place. That might even be a photo of the actual event, considering the phone number on the side of the Genie. Not entirely sure, because she never worked in that building, she is across the street. Multi level garage was being built/recently finished being built and corners were cut and dollars saved, somewhere. By someone.

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  7. #1 He jumped into the icy blast with his static line un-hooked ...

    https://genius.com/Us-paratroopers-blood-upon-the-risers-gory-gory-what-a-hell-of-a-way-to-die-annotated

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    1. That's about as foolproof a system as has ever been devised, but fools are ingenious.

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    2. No system is "soldier proof."

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  8. 7. "Don't be gentle, it's a rental." Anyone working on a construction site is familiar with this term.
    - WDS

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  9. Lowes announcement said "cleanup on aisle #8, & bring a barrel of acetone and a box of scrapers" - what a nasty cleanup job

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    1. roofing tar? here in TN we call it black mammy

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  10. # 5 & #8 gonna be a mess for a long time.

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  11. #6

    23rd and Chattanooga, San Francisco. I lived down the hill on 23rd for a few years in the '70s - long enough to recognize that scraping noise when I heard it.

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  12. #4 That's for strong women not limp wrists boy.

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  13. #1 If you create an idiot proof system they just create new and improved idiots to defeat it...

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