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Thursday, July 20, 2023

I'm sorry, a what is on the loose where?

LONDON -- A suspected lion is loose in Berlin, prompting authorities in Germany to send emergency alerts to thousands of people in Berlin warning them to stay indoors.

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  1. "but lions are not native to the country..." Another illegal African immigrant I guess,

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  2. A lion on the loose eating feral hogs? So, what's the problem?

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  3. So what nefarious programme does the Gubmint there need more privacy to accomplish? No pesky citizens snooping around with phone cameras.

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  4. This is what I worry about. There are more tigers in Texas than there are in the wild in their native lands. This is exactly how you end up with a feral tiger population. People wonder why I keep my .45-70 guide gun with Buffalo Bore 405's handy all the time. Something bad is going to happen.

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    1. Lions in Berlin, tigers in Texas, bears in Miami, oh my!

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    3. ...and Ligers in Idaho...

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    4. It’s pretty much my favorite animal….

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    5. Those chickens have talons ?????

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    6. AnonymousJuly 20, 2023: As far as I know, the Lions and Tigers are still in Detroit (if only because no other city wants them), and the Bears and Cubs in Chicago.

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  5. It's obvious. Leo the MGM lion is on strike so it has plenty of time to moonlight as an emotional support animal for a person on a German site-seeing tour.

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  6. A "suspected" lion? Of what is he suspected? Or do they just suspect that he may be a lion?

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    1. The person who called it in thought it was a lion, but he's probably not a biologist. I'd put the odds about 50-50 of misidentification versus unreported escaped lion - but what except another species of big cat could be misidentified as a lion? A bear???

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    2. Um, a mountain LION? If you'll review your 5th grade biology class, you'll see that a bear is not a species of big cat that can be mistaken as a lion.

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  7. Another great example of journalism in the toilet:
    "A suspected lion is loose in Berlin, prompting authorities in Germany to send emergency alerts to thousands of people in Berlin warning them to stay indoors."
    A "suspected lion"? IS it a fucking lion or is it not? If not a lion then WTF is it?
    Ed

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  8. Maybe the lion will thin out some of the chimpanzees they imported from africa...

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    1. Lions aren't fond of monkey meat if there's anything else to eat. If a pride of lions are recently fed and resting, a troop of bamboos will wander right through the middle of the lions - and some of the young males will try to impress the females by posturing threats at the lions. My guess is that once proto-humans started carrying spears and ganging up a half dozen on one lion, lions evolved to instinctively avoid anything smelling of humans. Because apes and monkeys were never a major part of their diets, they did not learn to distinguish their scents from human; it was simpler just to avoid attacking any primate except at great need.

      But if it's a leopard - a cat that hunts monkeys and stashes extra meat for later, so it's always potentially on the hunt - those same young male baboons will rely on the principle "I don't have to outrun the big cat, I just have to outrun that female baboon with a baby".

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  9. I would encourage everyone to go about their normal life. Panicked & dumb is no way to go through life.

    Telling people to stay indoors increases the risk of those who do go outdoors. Its a large city, any individual's odds of attack are low; probably lower than getting conked on the head by a falling brick.

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  10. Suspected lion ???? It's pretty easy to tell if it's a lion or not, why the confusion..
    JD

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  11. Because the propagandist is not sure that the animal self-identifies as a lion, regardless of its' actual species or gender.
    John in Indy

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