Peeing blood after total knee replacement pre-surgery request for smallest size catheter (22ga) due to previous prostate cancer treatment and waking up with a 12 gauge (index finger size) and the drainage bag from it had more blood in it than the knee surgery bag did. Clogged up within 1 day and it's removal a day later took a healthy nurse (180-200lbs) both hands and using her knee to push against the bed and pulling on it to be able to free it from the dried blood that had cemented it into my urethra. Besides the crude that blew out of it was 3 1/2 urinals of urine. She was amazed at the total amount of urine, didn't bother with the blood clots or other crud that came out. Yes I did scream loud enough for the floor nurse supervisor to run down to find out what happened. Hospital was not amused when my lawyer sent them notice for malpractice lawsuit. My pre-surgery authorization conveniently was never found, which me and the chief surgery nurse both signed, but my hospital co-pay fees were waived. I pissed blood clots for 4 months, but my knee is better than my original equipment.
20) For some reason I feel compelled to mention that after over 30 kidney stones I stopped having them after I started taking vitamin D every day. And I've made the same face as Spongebob in the lower frame many times.
Wound up peeing blood once after prostate surgery. That was "different"...
ReplyDeletePeeing blood after total knee replacement pre-surgery request for smallest size catheter (22ga) due to previous prostate cancer treatment and waking up with a 12 gauge (index finger size) and the drainage bag from it had more blood in it than the knee surgery bag did. Clogged up within 1 day and it's removal a day later took a healthy nurse (180-200lbs) both hands and using her knee to push against the bed and pulling on it to be able to free it from the dried blood that had cemented it into my urethra. Besides the crude that blew out of it was 3 1/2 urinals of urine. She was amazed at the total amount of urine, didn't bother with the blood clots or other crud that came out. Yes I did scream loud enough for the floor nurse supervisor to run down to find out what happened. Hospital was not amused when my lawyer sent them notice for malpractice lawsuit. My pre-surgery authorization conveniently was never found, which me and the chief surgery nurse both signed, but my hospital co-pay fees were waived. I pissed blood clots for 4 months, but my knee is better than my original equipment.
Delete20) For some reason I feel compelled to mention that after over 30 kidney stones I stopped having them after I started taking vitamin D every day. And I've made the same face as Spongebob in the lower frame many times.
ReplyDeleteI can relate but the face was made when they were pulling out the stent from my pecker a week after laser surgery.😬
Delete#17 -- One says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." The other says "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl!"
ReplyDeleteFiguring out which one's which - that's the fun part.
DeleteMore like spank me daddy, I've been a bad girl....
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Or as the Kurgen said in the Highlander “forgive me father for i am but a worm”.
Delete#15 The father's day after my dad died, I sent a picture of a ouji board to my sister with a caption that said, "Dad says 'hi'."
ReplyDelete18: Except for asparagus.
ReplyDeleteBrussel sprouts too.
DeleteHey! We’ll have nun of that!
ReplyDeleteWas about to share with my distro, but stopped because of #6. Innuendo is awesome. Cunt is not.
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