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Tuesday, July 11, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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19 comments:

  1. Man, I’ve learned that I shouldn’t share everything that makes me laugh cause it’s going to get me locked up. But when you find someone that laughs with you, it’s a magic moment.

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  2. Please don't ever go away again we need you. Laughter the best medicine. Just kidding you need a break too. Thank you.

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  3. Now those were great. #7 I bout split a gut.

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  4. I laughed waaay too hard at #16

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  5. #16 for the win. I know I'm not right in the head. It's my husband's fault!
    Kari

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  6. I started out a little disappointed, but then "BAM" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    # 16 and # 20 would have gotten you a time out !!!!

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  7. I like them, but in the back of my brain I'm thinking, "Yep, the Jury is going to gasp when the Prosecutor shows these memes at your court case" :)

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  8. #20 for the win!
    #16 - That rat will never get down that pipe, and I don't know what kind of women the o.p. has slept with, but that tube is several yards too long.

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  9. #1 $1500 with standard parts. Try fixing something on the tiny house....

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    1. You need a midget mechanic to work on a tiny house... or is it a handy half-man?

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    2. Point taken about repairs.
      The manual for a friend's 5th wheel cautioned against using the vehicle for long-term living. I can't quote from memory but I think it also said the 5th wheel (so by extension camping trailers?) is not very well insulated against extremes of hot or cold. I'd expect anything called a "house", tiny or not, to be better insulated. It's all speculation on my part though.

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  10. I can't even comment on 16. I have IBD so I get 19. 20 is just messed up. This was a dark day. Morbid is not cool. Not what you usually post. Been a long time follower. Your site, your choice and if I don't like it I can go somewhere else. But I don't want to. I hope you aren't going through something that led you this way my friend.

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    1. "Good taste" is the last refuge of those with no sense of humor.

      Sorry for your loss.

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    2. I can be as off color as your mom was with that black guy. But somethings are disgusting not funny. My limits are set pretty high, just like her feet. As I said his post,just a comment. Just an opinion.

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  11. #9: Haven't had anybody like that in my life for a while. Oddly enough she was a crack addicted sex fiend so it was quite the wild ride, but she ALWAYS prayed before we ate.

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  12. #12 bade me think of my maternal grandmother Lizzie Mae Yancey Starnes, founding member and lifelong stalwart pillar of the Northside Church of God in NW Atlanta, the only person I've ever known who could make Jehovah's Witnesses get up and leave.
    She would listen politely to their spiel at the door and invite them in to discuss it, offer and provide something to drink and a biscuit or cookies, all the while chatting them up and learning their names and such. After a few minutes she'd pick up her well-thumbed King James Bible and say, "I think it'd be proper to begin our talk with a prayer, don't you?" With their inevitable agreement she would begin....in Tongues.

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