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Monday, July 17, 2023

'This Monday already sucks' gifdump

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18 comments:

  1. #1 will be lucky if he only ends up a paraplegic after that landing.

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  2. #2 - Light a candle and set it on the breeze to send it anywhere the wind will take it. What could possibly go wrong?
    #3 - Both hands on the handlebars, no cellphone in sight. Wha' hoppened?
    #5 - I use 5 gallon paint pails as makeshift stepladders all the time. Guess they don't make them like they used to.
    #8 - Just...why? I see this sort of brief clip every damned week. They've gotten as old as stupid female attention whores on flimsy stripper poles.
    #9 ought to be made into a Captcha - Identify all squares including a dumbbell.

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  3. Rule Number One when falling timber: As soon as it starts it's fall get the hell away from it.
    Rule Number Two: Don't stop to admire your work until fifteen seconds after the tree is on the ground. Things have a funny way of flying back at you.
    Rule Number Three: When falling, always wear a hard had. There's a reason Widow Maker's got their name.
    Rule Number Four: Don't be a dumbass like this guy.

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  4. #10 got what they deserved. They could have backed up to clear the tracks, but noooooooo.
    I hope they get a bill for the repairs to the engine.

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  5. #1 Amateurs cutting down trees is as much a spectator sport as is watching the boat ramp at the beginning of Summer.

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  6. #10. What an idiot.

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  7. #10 - WTF, these idiots must have a death wish, screwing around at RR crossings. Insane!

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  8. #7, no extra charge for the station wagon convertable

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  9. #1: Liberals....

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  10. #1: I'm sure he's fine. His head broke the fall.

    #4: I notice that everyone who wasn't acting like an asshole stayed upright.

    #5: Dumbass.

    #9: Couple of seasoned pros at work here.

    #10: I feel like this person had room to drive around and out of danger. About 3 seconds from a Darwin Award there too.

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  11. Train killed a car. Dofus got away. Darn.

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    1. The Dofus was the passenger, there was a driver in the car. 50/50 if he survived.

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  12. #1 looks like a broken neck.

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  13. #3 : Too many Heineken's. Of, te veel gouda!

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  14. First time I've seen someone fall asleep at the wheel .... on a bike.

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  15. whole lotta darwinism goin' on here....

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  16. #7– ahhh….that’ll buff out..!

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  17. #5 with the step ladder sitting right fucking there, dope.
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