#2 - Light a candle and set it on the breeze to send it anywhere the wind will take it. What could possibly go wrong? #3 - Both hands on the handlebars, no cellphone in sight. Wha' hoppened? #5 - I use 5 gallon paint pails as makeshift stepladders all the time. Guess they don't make them like they used to. #8 - Just...why? I see this sort of brief clip every damned week. They've gotten as old as stupid female attention whores on flimsy stripper poles. #9 ought to be made into a Captcha - Identify all squares including a dumbbell.
Rule Number One when falling timber: As soon as it starts it's fall get the hell away from it. Rule Number Two: Don't stop to admire your work until fifteen seconds after the tree is on the ground. Things have a funny way of flying back at you. Rule Number Three: When falling, always wear a hard had. There's a reason Widow Maker's got their name. Rule Number Four: Don't be a dumbass like this guy.
#1 will be lucky if he only ends up a paraplegic after that landing.
ReplyDelete#2 - Light a candle and set it on the breeze to send it anywhere the wind will take it. What could possibly go wrong?
ReplyDelete#3 - Both hands on the handlebars, no cellphone in sight. Wha' hoppened?
#5 - I use 5 gallon paint pails as makeshift stepladders all the time. Guess they don't make them like they used to.
#8 - Just...why? I see this sort of brief clip every damned week. They've gotten as old as stupid female attention whores on flimsy stripper poles.
#9 ought to be made into a Captcha - Identify all squares including a dumbbell.
Rule Number One when falling timber: As soon as it starts it's fall get the hell away from it.
ReplyDeleteRule Number Two: Don't stop to admire your work until fifteen seconds after the tree is on the ground. Things have a funny way of flying back at you.
Rule Number Three: When falling, always wear a hard had. There's a reason Widow Maker's got their name.
Rule Number Four: Don't be a dumbass like this guy.
#10 got what they deserved. They could have backed up to clear the tracks, but noooooooo.
ReplyDeleteI hope they get a bill for the repairs to the engine.
#1 Amateurs cutting down trees is as much a spectator sport as is watching the boat ramp at the beginning of Summer.
ReplyDelete#10. What an idiot.
ReplyDelete#10 - WTF, these idiots must have a death wish, screwing around at RR crossings. Insane!
ReplyDelete#7, no extra charge for the station wagon convertable
ReplyDelete#1: Liberals....
ReplyDelete#1: I'm sure he's fine. His head broke the fall.
ReplyDelete#4: I notice that everyone who wasn't acting like an asshole stayed upright.
#5: Dumbass.
#9: Couple of seasoned pros at work here.
#10: I feel like this person had room to drive around and out of danger. About 3 seconds from a Darwin Award there too.
Train killed a car. Dofus got away. Darn.
ReplyDeleteThe Dofus was the passenger, there was a driver in the car. 50/50 if he survived.
Delete#1 looks like a broken neck.
ReplyDelete#3 : Too many Heineken's. Of, te veel gouda!
ReplyDeleteFirst time I've seen someone fall asleep at the wheel .... on a bike.
ReplyDeletewhole lotta darwinism goin' on here....
ReplyDelete#7– ahhh….that’ll buff out..!
ReplyDelete#5 with the step ladder sitting right fucking there, dope.
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