A firearms instructor who for 40 yrs had provided training to various police departments told me that the majority of cops receive five times the training before passing basic qualification. (Taking basic instruction five times.) This was for Los Angeles area.
A lizard. When my son and his cousins were that age they would catch anoles and tap their snouts until they opened their mouths and hold them up to their earlobes until they bit down. The three of them would run around the house wearing lizard earrings. It was all fun and games until they got a really big one and tried it. When it clamped down the screaming, hollering, and laughing went on for a while.
Looks like a really excellent windshield chip/crack repair cement. Probably not available in the US because it’s probably toxic or patented or both. But it looks like pretty good stuff.
In the Navy training I received the class was shown pictures of the results of idiots playing with their firearms while on duty. At least a dozen pictures of death by stupid.
#2 - I call racism on the red carpet. Where my ambulamps at?
ReplyDelete#3 - Not today, Dumbo.
#5 - Two in the bush worth one in the hand.
#7 - Real dick move there, buddy. Hope it hurt.
#2 I think the proper spelling is AM-blance.
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DeletePretty sure #9 is setup
ReplyDeleteNo9 “the only ones”, yep.
ReplyDelete#2 a modern day Zulu wedding ceremony in South Afreaka??
ReplyDelete#2 Remember the "wedding ceremony" in the Michael Caine movie "Zulu"? I could've sworn that was one of the dances the maidens did during the ceremony.
Delete#2 -made me think of "George, George, George of the jungle, watch out for that tree!"
DeleteYep. you-bang-gi hop. Looked stupid anyway.
Delete#6 Burn the witch!
ReplyDelete#9 nearly had a Darwin award moment.
ReplyDelete#7 That fool will have some experience in the burn unit of his hospital. And some skin grafts are likely.
ReplyDelete#3 courage, stupidity, or is he that elephants trainer?
ReplyDelete#8 The levels of stupidity required boggle the mind. Wtf did he think was going to happen?
John g
The difference between an African elephant and an Indian one.
Delete#2 I cannot even imagine having something like that coming at me. Imagine being in bed and that creature come through the door. Fucking animal.
ReplyDelete#3 You can hear that guys balls clang over here in PA. Not even a flinch.
ReplyDelete#9. Cops and guns....I could tell you stories about cops trying to qualify to become members of my gunclub.
ReplyDeleteA firearms instructor who for 40 yrs had provided training to various police departments told me that the majority of cops receive five times the training before passing basic qualification. (Taking basic instruction five times.) This was for Los Angeles area.
Delete#7 Shirt should have had a disclaimer saying Don't Do It
ReplyDeleteCould not spell IDIOT.
Delete4. Love me some Mr. Mako
ReplyDelete#7 Celebrating Pride Month
ReplyDeleteSome days the shark get you, some days you get the shark.
ReplyDeleteMost likely the shark was chasing the hooked fish. The fish was probably a fast swimmer/highly maneuverable like mahi and able to avoid the shark.
What the fuck was #1? I thought it was a cat turd until it bit her.
ReplyDelete#2 made me very happy!
A lizard. When my son and his cousins were that age they would catch anoles and tap their snouts until they opened their mouths and hold them up to their earlobes until they bit down. The three of them would run around the house wearing lizard earrings. It was all fun and games until they got a really big one and tried it. When it clamped down the screaming, hollering, and laughing went on for a while.
Delete#9 IDIOT!!! You only do that with a single-action revolver!
ReplyDelete7 - I once had a French girlfriend who could do that to me.
ReplyDeleteI give up, what is going on in number six?
ReplyDeleteI think it's superglue wicking into the crack.
DeleteYou can find U-toobs about repairing cracked windshields.
delightful glass fixer. Which you only need gallons of, for fixing after the ax.
Delete$20 per ounce. Might be cheaper to buy a new window.
Jerry
Glass repair. It fills the crack and bonds it like it never happened.
DeleteLooks like a really excellent windshield chip/crack repair cement. Probably not available in the US because it’s probably toxic or patented or both. But it looks like pretty good stuff.
Delete#3 we had that happen while in Kenya. I have the photo somewhere. A very awesome display but at least we were in a vehicle.
ReplyDeleteIn the Navy training I received the class was shown pictures of the results of idiots playing with their firearms while on duty. At least a dozen pictures of death by stupid.
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#7: Was he aiming to become that very rare form of idiot, a living Darwin Award winner?
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