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Friday, July 21, 2023

Tourist Tossing Season is upon us again

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK - A woman from Phoenix was seriously hurt after she was gored by a bison on the morning of July 17 at Yellowstone National Park.

9 comments:

  1. HO HUM. Another asshole pays the price of stupidity. Too bad Mr. Bison didn't finish the job.

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  2. Do the park rangers measure the distance tossed so they can give an award for the longest tossed tourist.

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  3. From the comments in the article they were attempting to leave the area and get away from the bison without provoking it. Hope for a speedy recovery.

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    1. If you would not exit your vehicle in close vicinity of a pride of lions, why would you go on foot near a stand of buffalo?

      These idiots must think because they look like cows, they'll be fine. Perhaps I am being too generous in allowing that they might think.

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  4. Sounds like a target rich environment!

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  5. If there ain't video of the goring, it didn't happen......

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  6. You don't have to outrun the bison only the person you're with. Pro Tip, works with all animals.

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  7. More importantly, I put too much milk in my cereal.

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  8. Read a Wyoming report said they were about 50yds away and buffy wanted to play. She's in Phoenix hospital now with alot of breakage but no organs damaged. She was with her boyfriend. Says he proposed at the hospital. The things women will do to get married

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