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Monday, July 24, 2023

YAY!!!

SANTA CLARA, Calif. (KGO) -- Are you ready, Swifties? Grammy winner Taylor Swift is going to be a mayor in the Bay Area. 

The Santa Clara City Council has proclaimed Taylor Swift as the honorary mayor of Santa Clara.

9 comments:

  1. "Lu said one of the reasons she is a positive role model is the way she bounces back from difficulty."

    Hahahahahahaha. Three deep breaths....hahahahahahahahaha.

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  2. Mayor Swift! Wow what a revelation. I'm so thrilled I don't know whether to wind my watch or take a shit!

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    1. Per George Carlin, why not shit on your watch?

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  3. Mayor Taylor can save Bud Light.
    Celebrities have superpowers.

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  4. Fucking cunt.....

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  5. I wonder if they're going to give her one of those big gold keys to the city. She wouldn't need a new boyfriend.

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  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q_Na5Ou5Rs

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  7. Big fucking whoop, SMH
    JD

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