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Monday, July 24, 2023

YAY!!!

SANTA CLARA, Calif. (KGO) -- Are you ready, Swifties? Grammy winner Taylor Swift is going to be a mayor in the Bay Area. 

The Santa Clara City Council has proclaimed Taylor Swift as the honorary mayor of Santa Clara.
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 24, 2023 at 6:31 AM

    "Lu said one of the reasons she is a positive role model is the way she bounces back from difficulty."

    Hahahahahahaha. Three deep breaths....hahahahahahahahaha.

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  2. bogsidebunnyJuly 24, 2023 at 7:35 AM

    Mayor Swift! Wow what a revelation. I'm so thrilled I don't know whether to wind my watch or take a shit!

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    1. Bob T.July 24, 2023 at 8:56 AM

      Per George Carlin, why not shit on your watch?

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  3. AnonymousJuly 24, 2023 at 8:44 AM

    Mayor Taylor can save Bud Light.
    Celebrities have superpowers.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 24, 2023 at 9:45 AM

    Fucking cunt.....

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  5. Univ of Saigon 68July 24, 2023 at 10:02 AM

    I wonder if they're going to give her one of those big gold keys to the city. She wouldn't need a new boyfriend.

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  6. PhillipJuly 24, 2023 at 1:24 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q_Na5Ou5Rs

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  7. AnonymousJuly 24, 2023 at 7:40 PM

    Big fucking whoop, SMH
    JD

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  8. AnonymousJuly 24, 2023 at 9:08 PM

    Taylor who?

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