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Friday, July 28, 2023

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

PACE, Fla. - A Japanese hibachi steakhouse in Florida permanently closed its doors after seven customers alleged they tested positive for methamphetamine hours after eating at the restaurant earlier this month.
-MH

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Okay, when MH sent this to me, he copied and pasted the section in the article captioned 'What allegedly happened?' and I was laughing to the point I started wondering if this wasn't a parody site. I kept expecting to read, "Then our son took out the trash without being asked for the first time in 8 years."

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7 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyJuly 28, 2023 at 6:04 AM

    Holy shit that Kobi steak & sake gave me one hell of a buzz. I just woke up in a washiki toire wearing a kimono.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 28, 2023 at 6:59 AM

    I saw that story a week or so ago, yep seems legit. Crazy shit
    JD

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  3. AnonymousJuly 28, 2023 at 10:17 AM

    And a good time was had by all…

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  4. AnonymousJuly 28, 2023 at 11:48 AM

    "I'm not joking about my son!"

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  5. AnonymousJuly 28, 2023 at 12:04 PM

    Someone substituted Meth for monosodium in the MSG.

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  6. Country BoyJuly 28, 2023 at 1:02 PM

    I remember a story years ago about a restaurant that was putting cocaine in the food. It was getting rave reviews, and the clientele was upset when they were raided and shut down.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 28, 2023 at 5:06 PM

    'Stir Crazy' with Richard Pryor. Weed mistaken for oregano slipped into the salad at a posh dinner party. Hilarity ensues.

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