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Thursday, July 20, 2023

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – An axel on a pickup truck broke Friday morning as it hauled a trailer of watermelons through Brevard County on Interstate 95, causing the trailer to overturn and spill its load across southbound lanes near Port St. John, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

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  1. I don’t get it.

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    1. If I know our venerable host, Florida and watermelons are all you need to know.

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  2. Theres gotta be a picture...

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  3. ............. and there's hamburger all over the highway, in Mystic, Connecticut. (ok homies, chime in if you recognize that quote)

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  4. Well they said the axel broke so what's to figure out ????
    JD

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  5. Could it be that it’s supposed to be spelled “axle”, instead of the other way? Otherwise, I don’t see it.

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  6. Axel is a name. Axle is an object that makes the wheels go round.
    Such is the state of modern journalism, and the job editors seem to be incapable of doing anymore.

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  7. Was BLM called to the scene for a clean up?

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  8. Axel? Like Rose?

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  9. If the driver is black and those watermelons are stolen, I will literally shit myself laughing.

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    1. The article said a 17 year old "boy" was the driver so you know the kid had to be white.

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