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Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Better living through memes

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18 comments:

  1. #1. Coffee out my nose. Thanks.

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  2. @13 Gimme a pack a Goofy Grape Koolaid, send me back in time and I'd rule the world.

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    1. As much as I hate being OCD I'm going to point out the Goofy Grape was "Funny Face" not "Koolaid" but I do remember liking it as a kid. To fair I would never have thought of it again for the rest of my life if you had not mentioned it. Talk about digging up an old memory!

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    2. Second reply - They should bring back the Chinese Cherry and Injun Orange and and watch the libtards go batshit crazy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_Face_%28drink_mix%29

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    3. We had a set of the Funny Face mugs when i was a kid and the watermelon one survived up until a couple of years ago when my parents moved into a retirement home. Not sure if one of my siblings took it.

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    4. ...loud mouth lime was a favorite as well, especially when mixed with gin...
      or so I heard, anyway

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  3. #2 hits to close home now a days WC, thanks.

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    1. But it made me giggle. It was darn funny.

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    2. Wait untl they start pointing and laughing.

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  4. #12 - If that was a 1-1/16" socket, I'd agree!
    #13 is a great idea, but getting those guys to think you're a god isn't going to do you much good. Maybe some gum jobs???

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    1. yep. I probably have ten 1/2" sockets, and at least that many half inch wrenches. Why? Because for some reason, when I fucking need one, I have to remember that I apparently keep them at the auto parts store, not in the rollaway with the rest of the tools.
      Or, they evaporate.

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  5. #1 - what a wonderful plan
    #4 - nice. I've done the opposite. my ex, after her back surgery, used one of these when we were out, and when she'd hobble into a toilette, I'd sit down and put on the face of an imbecile and run back and forth in a circle while babbling. Watching people's expressions was awesome, especially when I'd jump up when the bitch returned.
    #7 - funny. would've been funnier next to a bottle of brake cleaner
    #10 - i'm going to forward that one to some of my friends who own dogs.
    #15 - me, too.
    #19 - Looks like a retarded Salma Hayek

    another excellent waste of time.

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  6. I concur, a splendid waste of time, they make my day and keep me from going full retard

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  7. #12, she always rolls to the center of the car, that way the neighbors can't see....

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  8. #12 There are a handful in the pan under the engine in my old S-10. I'm down to one now and my classic '02 Durango is assembled with them, too. I used to think it was just Italian cars.

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  9. Anyone remember 'Penny Racers'? #20 looks like it should have an 8 foot copper disc perpendicular in the back.

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  10. I don’t know what it is about people not being able to find 10mm sockets, all I have to do is look for a 3/8” socket and poof! dozens of 10mm show up
    JFM

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