#1...mules... I was always a trembling mess by the time I got through working on one, when I was in veterinary practice...a horse will try to get away from you if you have to perform a procedure that's even slightly painful or that they don't like - but a mule will try to kill you for it.
it's a good thing that mukes don't injure themselves often. we had a small Molly that required 5 days of penicillin and a tetanus and I wasn't sure we were going to survive that.
#2 & 5 are why if I have kids, there will also be lots of locks. #4 Competitive bike trick when going down hill. Should probably have a helmet on at that speed. #7 Liftoff!
I'll play devils advocate here and say that maybe the dude was exhausted from loading trailers by hand day in and day out, 10-12 hours a day. Maybe just trying to get in a couple of winks.
I don't even feel sorry for #5's parents having to buy a new TV when whoever the adult in charge here is too busy recording this kid destroying this TV instead of stopping him (and tanning his little behind)!!!!!
#4, the flying nun...
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Was there something on the floor to trip him, or was it just concentrating so hard on the ball he forgot how to walk?
Delete#1...mules... I was always a trembling mess by the time I got through working on one, when I was in veterinary practice...a horse will try to get away from you if you have to perform a procedure that's even slightly painful or that they don't like - but a mule will try to kill you for it.
ReplyDeleteDid you see the spur raking marks on his side? He's lucky he only got bit.
DeleteAnd remember WHY and WHO they wanted to kill! They can be great if they like (tolerate) you.
Deleteit's a good thing that mukes don't injure themselves often. we had a small Molly that required 5 days of penicillin and a tetanus and I wasn't sure we were going to survive that.
Delete#3 the pusher would be getting an upper-decker next time we visited her place.
ReplyDelete#2 & 5 are why if I have kids, there will also be lots of locks.
ReplyDelete#4 Competitive bike trick when going down hill. Should probably have a helmet on at that speed.
#7 Liftoff!
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#10: African work ethos.
ReplyDeleteI'll play devils advocate here and say that maybe the dude was exhausted from loading trailers by hand day in and day out, 10-12 hours a day. Maybe just trying to get in a couple of winks.
DeleteI don't even feel sorry for #5's parents having to buy a new TV when whoever the adult in charge here is too busy recording this kid destroying this TV instead of stopping him (and tanning his little behind)!!!!!
ReplyDelete#9 - I've been that drunk before too many times to count.
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