#2 - "Hold on, I got to take this call." #4 - Pre-emptively deployed air bag/mattress. #6 - Horses and homeboys. Not a good mix. #7 - Did he unhook her mid-puke? #8 - Even cows hate skateboarders. #9 - When you really want that pack of Newports.
#8 Those are water buffalo. They are considered gentle and easy to tame for working the fields. I would have liked to see the skate board asshole get trampled some.
#3 is definitely side girl material
ReplyDelete#3 will never hurt for a date.
ReplyDelete#8 Cows are assholes.
ReplyDeleteMidwest Chick
They are just cold, add heat from a nice fire and they are quite the dinner companions.
DeleteTMF Bert
I like the way you think!
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Those are water buffalo. He's lucky it didn't turn around and turn him into a greasy spot on the road.
DeleteWhat you're missing about #3 is, I believe she's biting it off not swallowing it whole. Don't stick anything in there you want back
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#9 should immediately be shot.
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DeleteTwice for good measure....
DeleteSadly, nothing happens to a son of Ovomit any more...
DeleteTypical african dindo
ReplyDelete#9, typical african dindo
ReplyDelete#8 Skater Boi should have stopped instead of trying to split between the cow and calf.
ReplyDelete#2 - "Hold on, I got to take this call."
ReplyDelete#4 - Pre-emptively deployed air bag/mattress.
#6 - Horses and homeboys. Not a good mix.
#7 - Did he unhook her mid-puke?
#8 - Even cows hate skateboarders.
#9 - When you really want that pack of Newports.
An awful lot of 19th century cowboys were black. Standards have slipped a bit since then, tbh.
Delete#10. I hate those monkies.
ReplyDeleteDitto #9
DeleteAnd #6.
Delete#8 Those are water buffalo. They are considered gentle and easy to tame for working the fields.
ReplyDeleteI would have liked to see the skate board asshole get trampled some.
Fuck monkeys.
ReplyDelete#9 - It is not a "race" issue .... it's a cultural issue. The ghetto culture breeds discontent and anger.
ReplyDelete#3 And the beautiful girls, alone, at the party ask, What's she got that I aint got?
ReplyDelete# 8
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skFWsc_-i14
Well the song is “You Can’t Roller skate In A Buffalo Herd “ ……..
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard that one in ages.
Delete#1 I have some cast iron pipes under the house that could use a coating. Maybe they could throw some fiberglass threads in the paint.
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ReplyDelete#1: A serological company that specializes in Nano Technology is using a similar robotic design to break up the syphilis blisters in the urethra
#5: Another day at the bariatric mattress factory.
ReplyDelete3# boocooboomboom!
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# 3. Asian women, hollow on both ends
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#7: When your body makes up for your face.
ReplyDelete#8: Deserved worse than that.
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