#1 Looks like an elephant took a dump. #2 He'll pay extra to have them repackaged. #4 Oh, there's a spot on my windshield. #8 "Well, ma'am, that'll be $800.00 for the fix." said the plumber. #9 That's a mighty big Christmas tree. #10 "Ya know; if we get a couple hundred people we could lift it back onto the trailer."
#6 I was on I-95 in NC when I came across a similar scene. A flatbed trailer truck lost a crate in the middle lane and there was something all over the road. I didn't get a good look of what it was as I was doing 75.There were many cars pulled over with what looked like multiple flats as well as a cop behind the truck which also pulled over. I thanked Jesus for not getting a flat(s)with my truck. -sammy
#8 has to be taken by a girl. Why? Because she had to borrow her friends' cellphone to take a picture of hers after she dropped in the drink. Only girls go to the bathroom in groups, and therefore, whoever took that picture must be female. Also, she left it in there to take a picture. The water isn't even yellow! Much less any floaties. How wimpy can you be?
It always puzzles me when people don't snatch it right back out the instant they can. Don't they know that water doesn't fill up the inside instantly? Usually things are fine afterwards if you get them out quick enough.
And if not, take the battery out (again, as quickly as possible) disassemble it as much as practical, and store it in a sealed container of rice for a day. (Heat up the rice to drive the water out of it, and let it cool down again, if you're in a really humid climate. Oven or microwave, either one, works fine.) I've never had an electronic device stay dead after immersion.
#5 - Back in around 1970, we were on a trip to the Poconos of Pa. We stopped for lunch and we got tons of packets of ketchup. I thought it would be cool to put them under the tires of my Dad's new car. I forget exactly what happened, but ketchup went all over the car and my Dad taught me to NEVER do that again.
#1 Looks like an elephant took a dump.
ReplyDelete#2 He'll pay extra to have them repackaged.
#4 Oh, there's a spot on my windshield.
#8 "Well, ma'am, that'll be $800.00 for the fix." said the plumber.
#9 That's a mighty big Christmas tree.
#10 "Ya know; if we get a couple hundred people we could lift it back onto the trailer."
Or bring in an Amish enclave, they'll move it without the truck and trailer.
Delete#6 I was on I-95 in NC when I came across a similar scene. A flatbed trailer truck lost a crate in the middle lane and there was something all over the road. I didn't get a good look of what it was as I was doing 75.There were many cars pulled over with what looked like multiple flats as well as a cop behind the truck which also pulled over. I thanked Jesus for not getting a flat(s)with my truck. -sammy
ReplyDelete#8 has to be taken by a girl. Why? Because she had to borrow her friends' cellphone to take a picture of hers after she dropped in the drink. Only girls go to the bathroom in groups, and therefore, whoever took that picture must be female. Also, she left it in there to take a picture. The water isn't even yellow! Much less any floaties. How wimpy can you be?
ReplyDeleteIt always puzzles me when people don't snatch it right back out the instant they can. Don't they know that water doesn't fill up the inside instantly? Usually things are fine afterwards if you get them out quick enough.
And if not, take the battery out (again, as quickly as possible) disassemble it as much as practical, and store it in a sealed container of rice for a day. (Heat up the rice to drive the water out of it, and let it cool down again, if you're in a really humid climate. Oven or microwave, either one, works fine.) I've never had an electronic device stay dead after immersion.
John G
#! What happens when some of that alcohol-based hand sanitizer sits in a hot car long enough, and something ignites it.
ReplyDelete#6 - I remember when that happened .... must have been 15 years ago now. I remember thinking I was so happy I got the duck out of LA....
ReplyDelete#4- It's a VW, had the rear axel come loose (Chicagoland rust) on TWO VW Rabbits!
ReplyDelete#7- Been there....
#4. I've seen multiple cars pulled over with flats too many times in the Portland area, for that scenario to be coincidental.
ReplyDelete#3. Horse: nope.
ReplyDelete#5 - Back in around 1970, we were on a trip to the Poconos of Pa. We stopped for lunch and we got tons of packets of ketchup. I thought it would be cool to put them under the tires of my Dad's new car. I forget exactly what happened, but ketchup went all over the car and my Dad taught me to NEVER do that again.
ReplyDelete#8: So, every second counts in this type of situation. But yeah, make sure you find another phone and take a pic first.
ReplyDelete#7... Shaving her legs and putting her hoof on the faucet
ReplyDelete#7 - That is one nasty-ass looking shower curtain.
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