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Thursday, August 17, 2023

I wonder if she'll go visit him in the joint?

A Chicago man charged with committing two robberies on the CTA after his mother saw him in a CPD publicity bulletin and turned him in has been sentenced to eight years.

5 comments:

  1. If she attempts to do the DrugHub delivery he'll be the open arm "I loves you mother" guy, but somehow, I see the "Motherfucking bitch dropped a dime on me" scenario being played out.

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  2. Or he'll steal a line from the late Marion Barry:

    "Bitch set me up!"

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  3. Kick me gently, mother.

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  4. A cot and 3 squares...momma was no doubt looking out for of her many parasitic welfare chillrens.

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  5. Of course she will: He's a good boi.

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