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Monday, August 14, 2023

It's still Monday gifdump

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  1. #5. Someone should have their ass kicked.

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    1. I don't think it was malicious. It looks like he was just holding the table up for the photograph to be taken. The woman was doing the "Ta-Da" move to show she was proud. This is just a common case of lack of common sense and an understanding of gravity and physics.

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  2. #8. Good job! The Amish treat their horses terribly.

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    1. They are just a tool.....

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    2. Interesting, not around here, they are well cared for and usually well trained. Almost all of them are race horses bought at meat markets.

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    3. Annie, you're an idiot.
      The horse spooked and ran himself off the road. Could have been a dog, a tractor, an ignorant tourist on a Harley or simply a loud noise that caused the issue.

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    4. We were cutting across NE Arkansas early one morning, our dad was driving. We went around a corner to see an Amish or Mennonite horse drawn wagon just ahead of us. The stern looking father, beard, hat and all, was driving, two little kids were riding on the tailgate of the wagon, a boy and girl, their hands held in prayer just below their chins. They never moved, but their eyes got huge as our dad whipped the car into the other lane and passed them. Dad laughed and said, "I bet they were praying I didn't run over their ass!"

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    5. Yep it's a horse. They will shy from a leaf if they get it in their head it's a threat...empty grocery sacks blowing in the wind are the spawn of Satan to a horse. To them everything but another horse is potentially deadly. They have the mentality of rabbits, in 3/4 ton bodies.

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  3. #9 Darn good thing that was safety glass.

    John G

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    1. True. That's what I think whenever I see someone crash through a plate glass window.

      The glass I went through wasn't. I was sliced pretty bad. I was nearly sliced in half except for the quick response of a passerby.

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    2. Yeah, I hope she was okay after that.

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  4. 3 is more betterer when it's your hair caught in a creeper when you're under the middle of a car.

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  5. When the robots revolt, Roombas will be the first wave shock troops.

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  6. #9 is why I could never be a waitress. I am that klutzy.
    Kari

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  7. #1 Why am I thinking of the dumb girl that sat in the back row , picked her nose and ate it?

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    1. Wait! WHAT!!??? you're NOT supposed to eat your booger? What are they there for then?

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  8. Restaurant work looks darn dangerous.

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  9. #7 - Is that a Range Rover? Please tell me it is a Jag-u-ar Range Rover. Hate those sanctimonious bastards that drive them.

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  10. #1 Chronic understaffing and insufficient work space leads to this.
    #4, 8 Just became meat horses. (I really don't like horses.)
    #5 Needs to have the stupid slapped out of him.
    #9, User error, carelessness, and a great example of why safety glass or tempered / laminated glass is used on front ends of buildings.
    #10, Bad management, OSHA / unsafe working environment.

    - Arc

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  11. 3) You should see what happens when they run over a fresh dog turd - perfect circular patterns of shit all over the floor.

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  12. At least #7 had a snorkle.. He was prepared for it.

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    1. Snorkel, high lift jack, matts, jerry cans, cool t-shirt, aviator sunglasses and no ability. He only drives his rig in fair weather, smooth roads, 3 miles to work. Was showing what a man he is today.
      Daryl

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  13. #5
    Appears to be a blue sheet on floor.
    When finished you need to disassemble some how.
    Also he was ready for a sandwich

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    1. The blue was the back side of the puzzle pieces. He had it tilted for viewing, then straightened his arms and lifted it almost vertical. Looked intentional - or he is beyond stupid.

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  14. #1 6 top in the window. lunch rush over. break time. denied by some anoetic chick.

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