#3) - Am I th only one who remembers an advertising campaign that led us to believe we were going to find blasting caps laying around all over the place? I'm still looking.
#6: I totally understand when an attractive lady isn't friendly and nice, because pretty much every man she was ever friendly and nice to wrongly thought she wanted to fuck him.
#9: Accurate
#11: When you won't let a neck brace get in the way of dressing like an attention starved whore.
#16: I feel like that could be produced with one pan, one knife, and a cutting board.
#18: I'd make coffee with dirt from my flower bed before I'd make coffee with Folgers. UGH.
#20 I always said that Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable was James Brady.
ReplyDelete#10 "I'm a 90's kid". No, you were born in 1955.
ReplyDelete1946, here!
DeleteI take it that dude in #4 is known to some percentage of the general public. I damn sure don’t know WTF (s)he is. #9 is fuckin’ hilarious.
ReplyDelete#18 also the length of time it takes for me to forget your name after just being introduced.
ReplyDeleteSo it's not just me, and I'm a youngster, only 72 and a half.
Delete#3) - Am I th only one who remembers an advertising campaign that led us to believe we were going to find blasting caps laying around all over the place? I'm still looking.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting on those LSD flashbacks they promised me in 7th grade health class.
DeleteFuckers.
Yep, and here in the south we had "Moonshine Kills" ads.
DeleteSame here.
Delete#20 Those are sweet loving people who were genetically short-changed.
ReplyDeleteBe kind,.
I think you meant short-chromosomed.
DeleteBet she ends up a fractional mom.
Yeah... don't put them down, God beat you to it.
Delete#6: I totally understand when an attractive lady isn't friendly and nice, because pretty much every man she was ever friendly and nice to wrongly thought she wanted to fuck him.
ReplyDelete#9: Accurate
#11: When you won't let a neck brace get in the way of dressing like an attention starved whore.
#16: I feel like that could be produced with one pan, one knife, and a cutting board.
#18: I'd make coffee with dirt from my flower bed before I'd make coffee with Folgers. UGH.
Hey, don't disrespect my coffee.
DeleteEvil Franklin
#5. Don't tell the flat-earthers.
ReplyDelete#11, Snooki is still around, who knew?
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