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Tuesday, August 15, 2023

Oughta work

CHICAGO — A North Side community group is calling for people to refrain from shooting guns in Chicago between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m. to reduce the risk to people “not involved in high risk activities.” 

The proposal from Rogers Park-based Native Sons, known as “The People’s Ordinance,” was recently promoted in an email newsletter by Ald. Maria Hadden (49th).

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  1. So it’s a “high-risk activity” to be in Chicago from 9pm to 9am? (RickeyG)

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  2. Let all the commies kill each other. Let God sort them out.

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  3. Looks like the chimps got a new group of stand up comedians to entertain them while they reload.

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  4. That's right, appeal to their innate decency and moral sense. 'Cuz gangbangers are known for their civic-mindedness.

    Do these froot loops have any brilliant recommendations for what should be done between 9 PM and 9 AM? How about they consider implementing some commonsense negro control?

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  5. Guess their not so worried about kids waiting for the bus at 0700...

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  6. Teach them how hit what they’re shooting at, and the problem will halve itself every 24 hours.

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  7. Wow, what a great idea! I wonder why nobody ever thought of this before. I see another Nobel Peace Prize coming up, along the same lines of Barak Obama.
    If only all of our problems facing us were so easily solved. I mean, other than President Biden just waving his hand and saying they are solved. Then again, it worked in the book 1984.
    “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” ― George Orwell, 1984. I wonder if he should be given a posthumous Nobel prize?

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    1. Math computations would be easier and faster if they'd make pi equal to 3.0000 too.
      Native Sons believe this can be done.

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  8. The thing is, the people saying this really are that stoopid.

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  9. Gang bangers do not get going till midnight. They could probably push the evening time to 11pm.

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  10. Do you see? They're appealing to the thugs as if they are their fine neighbor.
    They have normalized criminal behavior.

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  11. This isn't an appeal to whatever conscience is left in the criminal. This is the pretense that a criminal is just as neighborly as anyone else.

    How decayed must be the mind which would believe that.

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  12. Lets put signs up in some areas declaring them "gun free zones", I bet that'll work, too!

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  13. I thought they had some of the toughest gun control laws in the country?

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  14. “Your tax dollars at work”

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