#10 Back in the 90's I was part of a crew maintaining the communications systems for the local power utility. They had awesome cafeterias in all their larger facilities including a well stocked salad bar. For a long time you either paid for a large salad or a small salad based on the bowl. A woman on our crew would get a large salad and heap the bowl like the dude in the red shirt. After she did that every lunch time we ate there (and I'm sure she wasn't the only offender), they put scales at the registers and charged by weight. For some reason after that, her salads were not so big.
#1 - What is that, a Weight Watcher's group? (Also known as a Whale Watcher's pod.) #4 - Dindu maff. #6 - Tough mudder. #10 - Hope he's paying by the pound (for the salad, that is).
#10 - Not so sure that that is a "he"........looks more like one of leather watch ban, sensible shoes and duck tail hair do type of two legged..........
#1 - The pup looks like he's getting ready to harf up a hairball. #2 is very cute. She could blow that vapor at me any time. #4 - That's who I need to buy drugs from!
#2--I'm a smoker, and I don't blame the dude. You don't blow smoke in people's faces. #3--to quote you, Kenny, I've been that drunk before, and in that uniform. --Tennessee Budd
#10. Just driving past a buffet is sickening, entering is not an option. The customers are unsanitary, repulsive, usually obese, obnoxious, filthy, and generally rude. Watching them eat is not that different than watching them puke.
#6 - Happiness.
ReplyDelete#10 - Why I don't eat at buffets
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#10 Back in the 90's I was part of a crew maintaining the communications systems for the local power utility. They had awesome cafeterias in all their larger facilities including a well stocked salad bar. For a long time you either paid for a large salad or a small salad based on the bowl. A woman on our crew would get a large salad and heap the bowl like the dude in the red shirt. After she did that every lunch time we ate there (and I'm sure she wasn't the only offender), they put scales at the registers and charged by weight. For some reason after that, her salads were not so big.
ReplyDelete#1 - What is that, a Weight Watcher's group? (Also known as a Whale Watcher's pod.)
ReplyDelete#4 - Dindu maff.
#6 - Tough mudder.
#10 - Hope he's paying by the pound (for the salad, that is).
If they were down by the ocean, #1 could be called the Bay of Pigs.
Delete#3 - Knocked sailor boy's eyes back into parallel.
ReplyDelete#3. Swabbies make me LOL.
ReplyDeleteJust another dumb Third Class - I too was one a very long time ago.
Delete#4 must be a government employee.
ReplyDeleteJust average IQ for the demographic..
Delete#6 That's an Infantry dog if ever there was.
ReplyDelete#3 - A drunken sailor.
ReplyDelete#10 - One very real (and sad) reason that so many Americans are obese.
ReplyDeleteGotta be lettuce in there somewhere.
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What do you mean John, it's a salad, he's trying to eat healthy. lol
Deletewe are doomed as a species.
ReplyDelete#2. He's going to pay for that for a very long time, even if she laughed about it at the time
ReplyDeleteDominance game. He won. She flipped her hair, you do know what the hair flip signifies.
DeleteThat her hair was in her eyes?
Delete#2- Great comeback!
ReplyDeleteI agree with both Zeno Deb and Markshere2. Ifin you're goin smoke sit down wind from everyone.
Delete#9's backstory is what? Kid doesn't look like he's enjoying life at this particular moment....
ReplyDelete#10 is likely Mongolian BBQ. You pay by the size of the bowl not the pound... you see this quite frequently.
ReplyDelete#10 - Not so sure that that is a "he"........looks more like one of leather watch ban, sensible shoes and duck tail hair do type of two legged..........
ReplyDelete#3 Been there done that!!
ReplyDelete#1 - The pup looks like he's getting ready to harf up a hairball.
ReplyDelete#2 is very cute. She could blow that vapor at me any time.
#4 - That's who I need to buy drugs from!
#2--I'm a smoker, and I don't blame the dude. You don't blow smoke in people's faces.
ReplyDelete#3--to quote you, Kenny, I've been that drunk before, and in that uniform.
--Tennessee Budd
#2: I've done something similar. It's a perfectly acceptable and quite effective response.
ReplyDelete#4: Genius at work!
#6: Bet the car ride home was fun.
#7: I'd react poorly to this.
#10: You never have to go back for seconds if you get it all the first time!
Where's the bacon?
DeleteEvil Franklin
#4 - Diversity hire.
ReplyDelete#10. Just driving past a buffet is sickening, entering is not an option. The customers are unsanitary, repulsive, usually obese, obnoxious, filthy, and generally rude. Watching them eat is not that different than watching them puke.
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