#1 - Boy needs a 'Dew to wash that down. #6 - Karma police, on the job. #7 - Paul Blart, eat your heart out. #8 - Hoopin'. It's a thing. #9 - Gen Z. Ewwwww. #10 - Lovin' the bank shot on that two-fer.
Insects and critters that eat them are often riddled with parasites. If I was starving enough to eat them I would make sure they were cooked first. Don't need to make the situation worse with worms.
Eating insects. Grasshoppers will keep you alive but bust off the wings. They get stuck in your throat. I'm serious. Did a survival thing in the military. Learned a lot of cool stuff.
10 Two-fer!
ReplyDelete#1 I knew a Ranger used to like to pick dead flies off the sill and eat them in restaurants. Only if there were chicks at the table of course.
ReplyDelete#1 - Boy needs a 'Dew to wash that down.
ReplyDelete#6 - Karma police, on the job.
#7 - Paul Blart, eat your heart out.
#8 - Hoopin'. It's a thing.
#9 - Gen Z. Ewwwww.
#10 - Lovin' the bank shot on that two-fer.
#5 What breed of dog is that? A cocker blocker?
ReplyDeleteInsects and critters that eat them are often riddled with parasites. If I was starving enough to eat them I would make sure they were cooked first. Don't need to make the situation worse with worms.
ReplyDelete#5: Well, we know whose dog it is.
ReplyDelete#9: That backpack is probably full of sandwiches.
#1: Spidey's no different than eating worms, except it's got legs. It's the protein of the future
ReplyDelete#6: That slide would be the envy of Trea Turner.
#5 Happens in our house too
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Eating insects. Grasshoppers will keep you alive but bust off the wings. They get stuck in your throat. I'm serious. Did a survival thing in the military. Learned a lot of cool stuff.
ReplyDelete#3 there are pedestrians in that mess.
ReplyDelete#3 is accurate for 1990s Shanghai.
Delete#1: This is the future the greenies envision for all of us.
ReplyDelete#2: "Should I warn people about this hole, or just wait to film someone stepping in it?"
#4: "Just stand under the tarp, it'll pass."
#7 is funny because he somewhat seriously injured himself.
#8 - slow clap. That is quite a difficult feat.
ReplyDelete#5. I wouldn't want her kissing me either
ReplyDelete#9 - Is that what the snowflakes refer to as "toxic masculinity"?
ReplyDelete#1 - The guy didn't even look drunk! Friggen psycho.
ReplyDelete#6 - I think I did that once. I wasn't wearing a backpack so I got concussed - I think...
#6 - Tripel indemnity (note the pun):
ReplyDeleteHurled. Slipped and fell in it. Then spilt his beer.
The first two are unfortunate. The third is unforgivable.
#2 - While you're down there, pick up that trash!
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