German engineering is some of the finest in the world. I have a 2018 Audi that my wife drives. It is one of the best cars I have ever owned. An Audi is an optioned out VW.
As an old part time road maintenance supervisor (with a crew of one... ME!) for a logging outfit with four seasons experience running old Cat 12E and 12F motor graders, I've got to say that thing is AWESOME!!!
I did not know Cub Cadet was originally an IH company.
16) When I was in college my folks had a little black and tan dachshund who was a great liitle dog but didn't like litttle kids and would snap at them and bite them if they tried to pet him. He just wanted to be left alone and would never go after anyone. My little nephews would come over and I would tell them to leave the dog alone, he bites little kids that try to pet him. And then they would go try to pet him. Nobody ever listens to me.
#8 - Those old boys sure love their pretty uniforms with all those shiny medals, colorful ribbons and golden stripes. Gotta wonder if any of them actually mean anything.
For the English nobility, yeah. They are all required to serve time on active duty with real units. QE was a mechanic in WWII, King Charles served in both the Navy and Air Force in the 70's, 80's and early 90's, and Prince William served 7 1/2 years first as an Army officer and then as a Air Force search and rescue pilot. The "whiney no longer a back-up" second tier prince, Harry, actually served as an officer in frontline combat units (armored cav scouts) in Afghanistan. Even Duke Ferguson was a chopper pilot in the Falkland war. They take their jobs seriously.
Queen’s Service Order (New Zealand) Coronation Medal Silver Jubilee Medal Golden Jubilee Medal Diamond Jubilee Medal Naval Long Service Good Conduct (LSGC) (three additional service bars) Canadian Forces Decoration (three additional service bars) The New Zealand Commemorative Medal New Zealand Armed Forces Award
A friend of mine had a car of JW's come to her yard but were afraid to get out, due to her barking dog. She told them "Don't worry, he doesn't bite anyone other than Jehovah's Witnesses, and we beat him with a Watch Tower every morning." The driver never put it into park, but merely turned around and left, which is how she figured out that they were Jehovah's Witnesses. You have to love those of us who lived in small towns. We used to have such fun making fun of anyone different than ourselves. We could have easily been mistaken for Democrats.
#1 - very funny...and absolutely true... #6 - perfect 4 layer omlette #7 - when I was single, I had a procedure done and they asked that question. I responded with 'What's this hospital's head attorney's name?' They didn't think that was funny... #9 - I bet it would taste better if instead of chicken, it was a picture of Farrah Fawcet's bush. #11 - if your girl can unlock your phone, its not your phone. #12 - she wins that one. #16 - i need joke condoms with that printed on them... #20 - who cares? They sold over 21.5 MILLION of the little bastards.
#20 I don't call them Hitlermobiles for nothing!
ReplyDeleteGerman engineering is some of the finest in the world. I have a 2018 Audi that my wife drives. It is one of the best cars I have ever owned. An Audi is an optioned out VW.
DeleteMy dad nicknamed his VW "Hitler's Revenge"
DeleteMy ex had a VW 411 station wagon and both were equally worthless.
DeleteYou'd do well to know history.....Ford was quite taken with the nazi vision!
Delete#9: A difficult choice: "A cell phone or food".
ReplyDelete#18 - If you can get one for $10k, jump on it.
ReplyDeleteThe only one I've found is $65k used.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Cub Cadet converted to a grader...
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lveiY__nZis&pp=ygUQY3ViIGNhZGV0IGdyYWRlcg%3D%3D
I just discovered that you can’t even get a GOLF CART for less than 10 grand.
DeleteAs an old part time road maintenance supervisor (with a crew of one... ME!) for a logging outfit with four seasons experience running old Cat 12E and 12F motor graders, I've got to say that thing is AWESOME!!!
DeleteI did not know Cub Cadet was originally an IH company.
Elmo, I didn't realize they weren't still an IH brand.
Delete16) When I was in college my folks had a little black and tan dachshund who was a great liitle dog but didn't like litttle kids and would snap at them and bite them if they tried to pet him. He just wanted to be left alone and would never go after anyone. My little nephews would come over and I would tell them to leave the dog alone, he bites little kids that try to pet him. And then they would go try to pet him. Nobody ever listens to me.
ReplyDelete"Oh, he wouldn't bite mee-ee. Dogs like me." heh Mobius was that way.
Delete#14 I fixed it https://politicallyincorrectcanadian.blogspot.com/2023/08/this_24.html
ReplyDelete#8 - Those old boys sure love their pretty uniforms with all those shiny medals, colorful ribbons and golden stripes. Gotta wonder if any of them actually mean anything.
ReplyDeleteFor the English nobility, yeah. They are all required to serve time on active duty with real units. QE was a mechanic in WWII, King Charles served in both the Navy and Air Force in the 70's, 80's and early 90's, and Prince William served 7 1/2 years first as an Army officer and then as a Air Force search and rescue pilot. The "whiney no longer a back-up" second tier prince, Harry, actually served as an officer in frontline combat units (armored cav scouts) in Afghanistan. Even Duke Ferguson was a chopper pilot in the Falkland war. They take their jobs seriously.
DeleteQueen’s Service Order (New Zealand)
DeleteCoronation Medal
Silver Jubilee Medal
Golden Jubilee Medal
Diamond Jubilee Medal
Naval Long Service Good Conduct (LSGC) (three additional service bars)
Canadian Forces Decoration (three additional service bars)
The New Zealand Commemorative Medal
New Zealand Armed Forces Award
#4: If the photos don't resolve the issue do a smell comparison.
ReplyDelete#10 The manager had a negative encounter, but the bear had a positive one so it all balances out.
#13: Answer the door with no clothes on, just once, and Jehovah's Witnesses will steer clear for years to come. Turns out they're total prudes.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine had a car of JW's come to her yard but were afraid to get out, due to her barking dog. She told them "Don't worry, he doesn't bite anyone other than Jehovah's Witnesses, and we beat him with a Watch Tower every morning."
DeleteThe driver never put it into park, but merely turned around and left, which is how she figured out that they were Jehovah's Witnesses. You have to love those of us who lived in small towns. We used to have such fun making fun of anyone different than ourselves. We could have easily been mistaken for Democrats.
#1 - very funny...and absolutely true...
ReplyDelete#6 - perfect 4 layer omlette
#7 - when I was single, I had a procedure done and they asked that question. I responded with 'What's this hospital's head attorney's name?' They didn't think that was funny...
#9 - I bet it would taste better if instead of chicken, it was a picture of Farrah Fawcet's bush.
#11 - if your girl can unlock your phone, its not your phone.
#12 - she wins that one.
#16 - i need joke condoms with that printed on them...
#20 - who cares? They sold over 21.5 MILLION of the little bastards.
thanks for the funnyz on friday!
How many Jews can you get in a VW?
Delete14. Three in front, four in back, seven in the ashtray.
#20 - Yeah, sales really took off after Ol' Adolf dropped out of senior management.
DeleteI learned early on not to leg wrestle with the wife.
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