She's gonna lose that dot fer sure. Which brings to mind I heard they got QR Code Bindis now in India. Scan a babe's forehead and bingo you have her medical records, date of birth, current address, and lots more.
I think so. He ducked under the gate and now has both the gate and the suspension cables between him and his woman on the pillion. Hope none of them get hooked when the gate lifts.
I also hope that the front wheel isn't sticking out far enough to catch on the train when it comes by. On most standard gauge railroads, the loading gage (maximum width of the rolling stock) is 10'8", while the tracks are 4'8.5", measured to the insides of the rails. That is, the train overhangs the tracks by 3 feet on each side, so you're closer than you think.
I don't mind fools winning their Darwin Awards, aside from the poor railroad employees and cops that will have to clean up the mess. But they should leave their babies out of it!
If you can read this T-shirt the bitch fell off
ReplyDeleteShe's gonna lose that dot fer sure. Which brings to mind I heard they got QR Code Bindis now in India. Scan a babe's forehead and bingo you have her medical records, date of birth, current address, and lots more.
ReplyDeleteNo way, you must be joking
DeleteYeah... Unfortunately, I don't believe it. We all know what tattoos do after a few years of living on our skin... Can scan a blob!
Delete-Hosedragger in Tx
I always wondered if those things were stamped or punched. The scene from No Country For Old Men with the pneumatic cattle punch comes to mind.
DeleteMuch cheaper and easier to change than the "palm" and vein scanners at Whole Foods that are linked up to an Amazon account and kept on the web.
DeleteShut up Woman, or I will shuck you off.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
What's that crossing over his left shoulder and where does it go?
ReplyDeleteGate suspension cables?
DeleteI think so. He ducked under the gate and now has both the gate and the suspension cables between him and his woman on the pillion. Hope none of them get hooked when the gate lifts.
DeleteI also hope that the front wheel isn't sticking out far enough to catch on the train when it comes by. On most standard gauge railroads, the loading gage (maximum width of the rolling stock) is 10'8", while the tracks are 4'8.5", measured to the insides of the rails. That is, the train overhangs the tracks by 3 feet on each side, so you're closer than you think.
I don't mind fools winning their Darwin Awards, aside from the poor railroad employees and cops that will have to clean up the mess. But they should leave their babies out of it!