CHICAGO — A Lakeview man who entered his neighbor’s apartment and began fighting with him is recovering after the neighbor defended himself with a machete, according to a Chicago police report.
Clayton Curcio, 32, could not attend his bail hearing over the weekend because he was still hospitalized and scheduled to undergo a second surgery to repair severe injuries to both arms, according to court and police records.
Hey, if it worked. A few rounds from a 9mm would have been better.
I work with a lefty and when I ask him what he would do to protect his family if armed intruders broke in, he always says that he has his trusty hockey stick next to his bed!
Curcio is now known as "Lefty".
ReplyDelete"Both" arms.
DeleteIn south Texas, curcio is the tex-mex word for the squirts. Worse than a work buddy named Culo....
ReplyDeleteAssault style machete saves another life!
ReplyDelete- WDS
Hey, if it worked. A few rounds from a 9mm would have been better.
ReplyDeleteI work with a lefty and when I ask him what he would do to protect his family if armed intruders broke in, he always says that he has his trusty hockey stick next to his bed!