#1: I got my daughter an M-14 then decided fuck it it's too heavy for her and kept it for myself. Afterward I felt a tad guilty so I gifted her a supressed HK MP5.
Only dish I order at Luby's is liver and onions for the main course. Always serve a generous portion and it is damn good. It does smell a bit strange I will give you that.
#15 - Been saying this for two years now. No supply issues with booze whatsoever during the covid hoax. You might've run short of tissue paper, chicken wings, and dry pasta, but there never was a crimp in the bourbon pipeline. You've been played.
#1: It would be way more practical to get her a "close quarters whistle" that's easier to wield.
#12: Tenderize it if you need to. Bread it, fry it up. Caramelize the shit out of those onions. And don't forget some some bacon. I'll eat that any time.
All gems, all of them.
ReplyDeleteThey were all great, but #20 made me spit coffee outa my nose.
ReplyDelete#20: took me a second.
ReplyDelete#12: Damn right.
ReplyDeleteNumber 20 referring to the elusive G spot?
ReplyDeleteLOL, that says it all.
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No, that would be the clitoris. The G-Spot is internal.
DeleteAwww, fuck. That just sent beer outa my nose.
DeleteI have a real drinking problem.
13) We sent an F-35 to go look for MHA Flight 370. (Too soon?)
ReplyDeleteAnd like the urban cowboy, he went looking in all the wrong places.
DeleteIf it's cheesy she probably has a yeast infection.
ReplyDeleteYour best bunch yet, Kenny
ReplyDelete#1: I got my daughter an M-14 then decided fuck it it's too heavy for her and kept it for myself. Afterward I felt a tad guilty so I gifted her a supressed HK MP5.
ReplyDeleteLiver and onions with mashed potatoes and gravy is one of the best meals possible.
ReplyDeleteThe thing I can't fucking stand is scrapple.
Liver and onions is good food. I wish mom was still around to fix some when I asked for it. Must have been a millenial that drew that cartoon
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I love scrapple! Moving south, have discovered all kinds of lovely weird foods- scrapple, liver pudding, brisket- I'm loving all of it!
DeleteOnly dish I order at Luby's is liver and onions for the main course. Always serve a generous portion and it is damn good. It does smell a bit strange I will give you that.
Delete#15 - Been saying this for two years now. No supply issues with booze whatsoever during the covid hoax. You might've run short of tissue paper, chicken wings, and dry pasta, but there never was a crimp in the bourbon pipeline. You've been played.
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ReplyDeleteThe old joke: "I want to die in my sleep like my granddad, not screaming in terror like his passengers."
#15, No shortage of welfare, freebies for illegals or foreign aid either.
ReplyDelete- WDS
#1: It would be way more practical to get her a "close quarters whistle" that's easier to wield.
ReplyDelete#12: Tenderize it if you need to. Bread it, fry it up. Caramelize the shit out of those onions. And don't forget some some bacon. I'll eat that any time.
I've been flat out sick since Sunday, so I'm a little behind the times here, but I truly appreciate the laughter these brought me this morning!
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