#10 Man with no ass. I have the same problem. Only time it worked out OK was after my girlfriend causally suggested we fool around. I was standing there and must have sucked in my stomach slightly and ...
#9... all it needed was a "Live Leak" logo in the upper corner. Seriously though, getting in the way of an out-of-control forklift is asking for your demise. Plenty of "rekt" threads out there on /pol showing Chinese industrial accidents. Many involve forklifts. Some of the absolute craziest industrial accidents apparently happen in China. Like real-life Looney-Tunes stuff.
I can't tell the country, but the writing goes top to bottom, so somewhere in Asia. AFAIK, that's also the only area someone might consider a white bathrobe suitable for going out on the street.
#6 - Women are known the world over for vastly underestimating their girth and weight. I can't tell you how often I have asked a typical obeast in the grocery store to please let me pass with my cart, only to have her move her ginormous rump in by about two inches. At which point I have no other option but to inform her, "It's a hell of a lot bigger than that, sweetheart".
#5: If that's a curtain rod she's using as a chin-up bar, it's her fault. If it was sold as a chin-up bar to be held only by friction, the manufacturer ought to be sued into bankruptcy.
#1 - Just a fender bender! #6 is a horror story. Imagine having to clean up that much paint... and THEN having to beat your wife. Kidding of course... #8 - I don't care if you're Jim Cantore or Mohamed Al-Bomb Vest. If you stand out there in a storm and you get get fucked up, I DON"T CARE!!!
#6 made my morning! All good as usual.
ReplyDelete#10 Man with no ass. I have the same problem. Only time it worked out OK was after my girlfriend causally suggested we fool around. I was standing there and must have sucked in my stomach slightly and ...
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ReplyDelete#2, next time put the rest of the bee suit on.
ReplyDelete#4, operator error.
#8: "It's not THAT the wind is blowing. It's WHAT the wind is blowing." -Ron White
ReplyDelete#9... all it needed was a "Live Leak" logo in the upper corner. Seriously though, getting in the way of an out-of-control forklift is asking for your demise. Plenty of "rekt" threads out there on /pol showing Chinese industrial accidents. Many involve forklifts. Some of the absolute craziest industrial accidents apparently happen in China. Like real-life Looney-Tunes stuff.
ReplyDeleteI’m curious. Anyone know where #8 is?
ReplyDeleteI can't tell the country, but the writing goes top to bottom, so somewhere in Asia. AFAIK, that's also the only area someone might consider a white bathrobe suitable for going out on the street.
Delete#6 - Women are known the world over for vastly underestimating their girth and weight. I can't tell you how often I have asked a typical obeast in the grocery store to please let me pass with my cart, only to have her move her ginormous rump in by about two inches. At which point I have no other option but to inform her, "It's a hell of a lot bigger than that, sweetheart".
ReplyDelete#5: If that's a curtain rod she's using as a chin-up bar, it's her fault. If it was sold as a chin-up bar to be held only by friction, the manufacturer ought to be sued into bankruptcy.
ReplyDelete#4. Best laugh of the day. Thanks.
ReplyDelete#1 - Just a fender bender!
ReplyDelete#6 is a horror story. Imagine having to clean up that much paint... and THEN having to beat your wife. Kidding of course...
#8 - I don't care if you're Jim Cantore or Mohamed Al-Bomb Vest. If you stand out there in a storm and you get get fucked up, I DON"T CARE!!!
#3 I'm surprised. I expected others to go here, but others, this ain't that bad.
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