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Friday, September 29, 2023

If that was my ex, it's cool, she was just cooking dinner

UTICA, N.Y. — A Utica woman is undergoing a mental health evaluation after threatening fire and police personnel with a knife and a pan of hot oil. 

On Saturday, Utica Fire units were dispatched to an apartment building on Blandina Street regarding smoke coming from one of the apartments.
-MH

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Just kidding, my ex never cooked.

3 comments:

  1. My ex attempted to cook but always burnt the stove.

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  2. All she was ever referred to was "the woman". Three guesses....

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  3. I don't have an ex been with the love of my life for 40yrs

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