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Tuesday, September 05, 2023

Man, talk about a blowout...

ATLANTA - A Delta pilot allegedly had to make an emergency landing back to the origin city when a passenger's loose bowels resulted in diarrhea all the way through the plane. A supposed snippet of the pilot's call was shared on social media.

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  1. Diarrhea is also a symptom of ebola.

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    1. And the flu, malaria, food poisoning, intestinal parasites, and Taco Bell.

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  2. Talk about an shitty flight!! Damn the smell musta been something.

    Chutes Magoo

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  3. Did the oxygen masks deploy?

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    1. If not, I'm opening the damn window
      Daryl

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  4. As a Mechanic that has had to deal with "Biohazard" on a plane...They have to replace the carpet where it is affected, also any seat covers and cushions that are affected, and clean up the Lavatory and the area around it. No fun lemme tell you.

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  5. well this blog has really turned to shit!!!!!! (sorry, couldnt resist.)

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  6. I wonder if it was Ebola (as anonymous said above). Wouldn't that be grand...

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  7. ever see the movie the abyss ? the liquid used for deep diving breathing is real stuff. forget the name of it. but it was used in MRI to image the bowels. yeah. real fun !
    anyway, it worked great for it. only one small problem with it. the stuff shot thru your guts and exploded out of your ass inside of 12-15 minutes. nasty mess inside the scanner for sure.
    most if not all tech refused to use it. they didn't want to clean up the mess !
    never used it myself, but other techs told me about it. dave in pa.

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  8. I was sitting outside Bally’s Casino in Las Vegas many years ago when I saw this lady running and crying towards the hotel. She had explosive diarrhea - it was down her leg and up her back. I assume she was staying at the hotel. Orange dress from what I remember. My guess is she got her own elevator and didn’t have to share.

    I felt so sorry for her, but, that’s Las Vegas…

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  9. Sorry, you knew that your stomach was fucked up and you got on the plane anyway. You've probably had irritable bowel syndrome for most of your life. Put them in fucking jail for a few days to teach them to stay at home.

    I know that's harsh, but I'm in a mood.

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  10. Maybe Joepedo was flying commercial.

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  11. Should have not stopped at shoneys on the way to the airport.

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  12. And the "G" forces were not helping.

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  13. Well ,sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiit !

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  14. Ozympic.....I had to stop using it because of this issue....never had uncontrollable bowels in my entire life, but I'm here to tell you....it's a nightmare....had to clean up my truck and my office...I'm taking it for diabetes, but there are many who are using it for weight loss....and brother let me tell you.....when it hits you, it has no mercy, no matter where you are or what you are doing....

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