It's a headline you don't expect to see in North America, but pirates are now operating in San Francisco Bay.
Major news outlets including the San Francisco Chronicle, CBS News, and ABC have all reported the sudden appearance of thieves and marauders targeting marinas and boaters under the cover of darkness.
How far the republic has fallen.
ReplyDeleteFJB
I had to re-read the first sentence...importance of commas and spelling. At the same time the article is about San Francisco and butt pirates.
ReplyDeleteStay on your boat.
ReplyDeleteStay armed.
Feed the sharks.
YO HO YO HO a buttpirates life for me!
ReplyDeleteAnd there's the Disney tie-in.
CC
Arm yourselves and prepare to repel boarders!
ReplyDeleteBoatjacking. "Is it them again, Yogi?"
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the Pirate go to the movies?
ReplyDeleteIt was rated arrrrrgh!
They need to invent bean-seeking torpedoes!
Where's Jack London's Fish Patrol when we need it?
ReplyDeleteMy oldest says "Well, I didn't have pirates on the bingo board this year, but I'll take it."
ReplyDeleteWestern Civilization was nice. I'm gonna miss it.
ReplyDeleteVery true, very true.
DeleteHeltau
Arm up. Perforate any and all attackers. Find legal representation familiar with maritime law. Stay safe from Newsom's faggotry.
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