For the second time this month, Chicago police are investigating a robbery involving offenders armed with a golf club. The latest mugging occurred around 11:48 p.m. Tuesday in Lincoln Park.
It was the dreaded Glock G-18H. Good for any hole but particularly deadly in the 18th green. All plastic construction, if it touches you rub cage you explode and all of your vital organs are turned into a pool of undifferentiated fluids.
Another senseless victim of golf club violence. More gun control will stop this madness.
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It was the dreaded Glock G-18H. Good for any hole but particularly deadly in the 18th green. All plastic construction, if it touches you rub cage you explode and all of your vital organs are turned into a pool of undifferentiated fluids.
ReplyDeleteTwice? These guys have it down to a tee! Two strokes and they're into the green! Wonder if they had a get-away driver?
ReplyDelete"Get-away driver." That is hilarious!
DeleteBackground checks for every golf club sale.
ReplyDeleteHey, it works for guns, right?
Must ban assault golf clubs. How many clubs do you really need?
ReplyDeleteGood thing my clubs are all at the bottom of the lake. No boating accident; just tossed them in from frustration.
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