I was fishing off a jetty, when a jet-ski decided to mess with me. I tied on a 8oz sinker, and started throwing it at his head. It came close enough. He actually flipped ME off! I just readied to cast again. He left.
I've done the same thing. One river I used to fish was so crowded with speedos and speed boats I kept a rod always tied with an 8oz. I'm a good caster, and more than one have bounced that sinker off a windshield. What I observed was there were more women than men assholes in the speedboats.
When I was sailing my small boat in Lake Erie right off Cleveland, the jet skiers were real assholes. So I started trolling with 4 20 pound test lines with a bobber at the end.
Sailboats are slow, monofilament will suck right into those nice little jets.
This guy's using them - but no one checked the blinkers on his new Beemer yet, especially not the factory! And he's bobbing between lanes to see further ahead and try to find one lane that's faster moving. The combination of repeated lane changes and backwards blinkers is very annoying and a little dangerous.
#3 - So many of these ingenious 3rd world low tech adaptations seem to originate in East Asia. How come you don't see many Africans doing likewise?
ReplyDeleteBecause we have bobcats and front end loaders ,.. Shit like that.
DeleteThey are not smart enough and way too lazy.
DeleteI was fishing off a jetty, when a jet-ski decided to mess with me.
ReplyDeleteI tied on a 8oz sinker, and started throwing it at his head. It came close enough. He actually flipped ME off!
I just readied to cast again. He left.
I've done the same thing. One river I used to fish was so crowded with speedos and speed boats I kept a rod always tied with an 8oz. I'm a good caster, and more than one have bounced that sinker off a windshield. What I observed was there were more women than men assholes in the speedboats.
DeleteGent I worked with kept a wrist rocket sling shot in the boat. Shot 3/4 " ceramic balls for the times that the jet skies wanted to play
DeleteBackwoods Okie
A 2oz pyramid weight would give better accuracy and higher velocity……..
DeleteJust sayin……
TMF Bert
When I was sailing my small boat in Lake Erie right off Cleveland, the jet skiers were real assholes. So I started trolling with 4 20 pound test lines with a bobber at the end.
DeleteSailboats are slow, monofilament will suck right into those nice little jets.
#5 is WAY TOO desperate. Be careful guys.
ReplyDeleteShe's nicely curvy now. 5 years after marriage, she'll be a large shapeless blob.
Delete#5. Never get between a woman and a bridal bouquet and god help the poor bastard that's dating the one that catches it..
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When that fucker got off the jetski, I'd have shot him.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the sport in that? Just lead 'im a bit.
Delete#1, that's the easiest way to loosen up overburden. Martin-Marietta uses explosives at their rock quarries as well.
ReplyDelete- WDS
When I kayaked it was the jet-skis and the overpowered speedboats that I kept an eye on.
ReplyDelete#8 Bavarian Manure Wagon, go figger.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on in #2?
ReplyDeleteThey caught a seal in their nets, then the seal caught one of them.
DeleteShould have just shot and skinned it instead or ruining the net.
DeleteI'm sure that happens a lot-but not while the camera's on.
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#8, They can wire them backwards, cause they never use them anyway.
ReplyDeleteThis guy's using them - but no one checked the blinkers on his new Beemer yet, especially not the factory! And he's bobbing between lanes to see further ahead and try to find one lane that's faster moving. The combination of repeated lane changes and backwards blinkers is very annoying and a little dangerous.
Delete#10- I'd make it a life-long quest to hunt that S.O.B. down and make him regret he was alive.
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