#4: I'm guessing Fatboy would be better off if he used a conventional bicycle. I would also guess the only receptacle that would accept a Tesla charging plug is on Fatboy himself.
#1 - Why isn't everything else in the frame blowing around and taking flight? #2 - That parachutist didn't need to soil his shorts. I soiled mine for him just watching that close call. #4 - WAY too much to unpack here. Fat guy in a pink shirt and weird helmet pulling an inner tube out of his bicycle gears while parked in a Tesla charging spot. The funky shorts and black socks just round out the deal. #5 - To an attention-whoring bint, everything is a stripper pole. #8 - Hardhat man has balls of solid rock. #10 - Add "loading cassette tape" to the long list of anti-millennial technologies.
Millennials are well into their 30s now and I still have vintage 5" floppies in my closet with classic games on them. One of our first family computers came with a ZIP drive which is basically a cassette drive but 3" disk and eventually CDs took over quickly. Analog clocks, jumper switches, we did use these vintage items in the 90s and 00s.
It was our parents that got suckered with stuff like DVD rewinders.
#3: Seems like a sensible place to tell a kid to launch a kite.
#4: I appreciate people like this because I now feel better about myself.
#8: And you know he's only wearing the hard hat because he's forced to.
#10: I sure don't miss cassettes, between the tape hiss, having to slowly skip over the shitty songs, and having the music slowly get distorted after listening to it more than a few times. There's probably more that I'm forgetting.
#1: that looks exactly like the OSIRIS-REx return capsule!
ReplyDeleteI’m convinced, #4 votes
ReplyDelete#1 & #9 - Back at the campsite there is a drawstring bag with the stakes and the unread directions.
ReplyDelete#4 And they vote !!!!
ReplyDelete10. We’re doomed.
ReplyDeleteSaw a great vid last week of Gen Zers trying to dial a rotary phone.
DeleteYeah, the player may be unfamiliar but that doesn't mean that the kid isn't a moron.
Delete#4: I'm guessing Fatboy would be better off if he used a conventional bicycle. I would also guess the only receptacle that would accept a Tesla charging plug is on Fatboy himself.
ReplyDeleteLose weight and gain range?
Delete#1 - Why isn't everything else in the frame blowing around and taking flight?
ReplyDelete#2 - That parachutist didn't need to soil his shorts. I soiled mine for him just watching that close call.
#4 - WAY too much to unpack here. Fat guy in a pink shirt and weird helmet pulling an inner tube out of his bicycle gears while parked in a Tesla charging spot. The funky shorts and black socks just round out the deal.
#5 - To an attention-whoring bint, everything is a stripper pole.
#8 - Hardhat man has balls of solid rock.
#10 - Add "loading cassette tape" to the long list of anti-millennial technologies.
#4 - Jeez, can't believe I didn't notice that was a cable and not an inner tube. Can you really charge an e-bike at a Tesla dock?
DeleteNO. You just plug it into house current, assuming he was smart enough to keep the cord with the bike.
DeleteMillennials are well into their 30s now and I still have vintage 5" floppies in my closet with classic games on them. One of our first family computers came with a ZIP drive which is basically a cassette drive but 3" disk and eventually CDs took over quickly. Analog clocks, jumper switches, we did use these vintage items in the 90s and 00s.
DeleteIt was our parents that got suckered with stuff like DVD rewinders.
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You have 5 1/4" floppies? Oh you youngster.
DeleteSomewhere in my garage, I still have a collection of 8" single-sided floppies that were used to update the microcode on IBM mainframes.
I have no idea why I kept them.
I still have some punch cards around here somewhere.
DeleteI still have a 7 inch mag tape that I used to put on my desk at work. It was amazing to watch people try to guess what it was.
DeleteKeep them dry or they will jam the works.
Delete# 7 is probably not going to be getting any fun times from the owner of the apple launcher he's playing with any time soon
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#4 Maybe he should stick his tongue in the end of the plug.
ReplyDeleteAnd the winner! :)
DeleteI was hoping he'd plug it in somewhere else on his body......:)
Delete#4 - Obese guy on an electric bike. I wonder if he thinks he'll lose some of his fat by riding it?
ReplyDelete#10 is an instructional tape describing how to operate a vehicle with a manual transmission.
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get one of those Hover tents?
ReplyDelete(Mine just sits there; it won't budge.)
1&9, when someone is obviously dating a superhero... or villain.
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#3: Seems like a sensible place to tell a kid to launch a kite.
ReplyDelete#4: I appreciate people like this because I now feel better about myself.
#8: And you know he's only wearing the hard hat because he's forced to.
#10: I sure don't miss cassettes, between the tape hiss, having to slowly skip over the shitty songs, and having the music slowly get distorted after listening to it more than a few times. There's probably more that I'm forgetting.
Having the tape get tangled in the tape player or, worse, broken by it.
Delete#2 - I've met very few paraglider pilots with any skills. There are some good one, but the bulk are Situational Aware Deficient (SAD) idiots.
ReplyDelete#1 & 9 - Either stake it down or load it up.
#10 - That he tried to swipe it is hilarious!
#9: That's why tent stakes were invented.
ReplyDelete# 7 Ellie May Clampett
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