yeah, back in the late 1990's started seeing a woman. and after the first night there ,check her fridge the next am as I was starving. one half bottle of diet coke and a six pack of cat food one take out tray. I yelled at her woman, what do you eat ? her reply, OUT. that changed a bit over time. she couldn't cook to save her ass. but I could. dave in pa.
My mother used to clean the fridge out and put a half-empty bottle of Four Roses in it whenever she knew her mother was coming over. Are we sure the person who owns this fridge isn't poking the bear a little here?
Who in the fuck refrigerates vodka? Who in the fuck has half a bottle of alcohol? Do any of you here know that shit can go bad? You need to throw the cap away and drink all of it.
yeah, back in the late 1990's started seeing a woman. and after the first night there ,check her fridge the next am as I was starving. one half bottle of diet coke and a six pack of cat food
ReplyDeleteone take out tray. I yelled at her woman, what do you eat ? her reply, OUT.
that changed a bit over time. she couldn't cook to save her ass. but I could. dave in pa.
That must be a policeman. That is his cold piece.
ReplyDeleteLiving alone. It's just plain fun.
ReplyDeleteIt is the best way to live
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Where's the open quart of 0W-20?
ReplyDeleteMy mother used to clean the fridge out and put a half-empty bottle of Four Roses in it whenever she knew her mother was coming over. Are we sure the person who owns this fridge isn't poking the bear a little here?
ReplyDeleteWho in the fuck refrigerates vodka?
ReplyDeleteWho in the fuck has half a bottle of alcohol?
Do any of you here know that shit can go bad? You need to throw the cap away and drink all of it.
I keep my potato vodka in the freezer. But who the fuck keeps bourbon in the fridge?
DeleteWhere's the dad gum frozen pizzas? So much wasted space.
ReplyDeleteGiven the birth control pills and condoms, either a woman or made to look like it
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