#1: Should start a pool as to when this idiot begins wearing an eye-patch. #2: Marrying material. #10: Giant panini press. The idiot is very lucky the bed dropped slowly after the hose blew.
#1: absolutely, positively not. That self-important, entitled, prima donna would do nothing to provide a good home life. Too damned skinny and too many tats (okay, the latter is a personal preference but a real turn off for me).
I agree with you. I saw a woman with nails very short compared to this woman (maybe 3-4 cm long nails over the fingertips) and I couldnt understand how she washes, wipes her butt etc. Just thinking of her wiping her butt makes me shiver. With nails this long those nails must be touching the ground in the toilet bowl and her feces. AArGH! Think of something else! Alex Lund
2. Definitely marriage material 7. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Looked good up until that last landing. 8. I’m waiting for my kid to do that exact thing. 10. OSHA? Never heard of her…
#4 looks like me trying to control our 45lb GSD mix at zero dark thirty when she wants to go after an armadillo in the back yard. 45lb doesn't sound like so much but I'm 81. She didn't seem so big seven years ago when we got her.
#1 - Edwina Scissorhands??
ReplyDeleteSwami sees an overdose or suicide in her future.
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ReplyDeleteWhat kind of dumbass would climb under that bed without it being blocked up?
Diversity hire
DeleteIt’s China. I’ve seen arc welding where instead of goggles the welder squinted.
Delete10 That was very close.
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#1: Should start a pool as to when this idiot begins wearing an eye-patch.
ReplyDelete#2: Marrying material.
#10: Giant panini press. The idiot is very lucky the bed dropped slowly after the hose blew.
#1: absolutely, positively not. That self-important, entitled, prima donna would do nothing to provide a good home life. Too damned skinny and too many tats (okay, the latter is a personal preference but a real turn off for me).
ReplyDeleteThe reason she's so damned skinny is because she's burning more calories getting the food safely to her mouth than she gains by eating it.
DeleteI always wonder 'who are the enablers?' for that kind of crap. Someone has to be preparing her meals, giving her baths, wiping her ass....
DeleteI agree with you. I saw a woman with nails very short compared to this woman (maybe 3-4 cm long nails over the fingertips) and I couldnt understand how she washes, wipes her butt etc. Just thinking of her wiping her butt makes me shiver. With nails this long those nails must be touching the ground in the toilet bowl and her feces. AArGH! Think of something else!
DeleteAlex Lund
Deep breaths, Alex, deep breaths.
Delete#1 If they are real or not, it seems they are too straight, I'd be tempted to hold her down and cut those fuckin things off.
ReplyDeleteNailed it.
DeleteGet it? Nailed it, and she has these eight inch fingernails!
Anyway, Bright Eyes got it right. These are fake nails, and you can tell because the fingernails are far too straight and uniform to be natural.
Good catch, by the way.
2. Definitely marriage material
ReplyDelete7. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Looked good up until that last landing.
8. I’m waiting for my kid to do that exact thing.
10. OSHA? Never heard of her…
Particularly good batch.
#4 looks like me trying to control our 45lb GSD mix at zero dark thirty when she wants to go after an armadillo in the back yard. 45lb doesn't sound like so much but I'm 81. She didn't seem so big seven years ago when we got her.
ReplyDeleteNo 10, hell fire if the ram had snapped instead that drop would have been instant.
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5 Me starting my old Chevy pick up.
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#9,, Show it to Biden. Dare him..
ReplyDelete#1: How does she wipe her ass? Oh, she doesn't and some dudes will hit on her just for that reason.
ReplyDelete#9--Mexican escalator?
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd