Because the guy inside may be trysting with a stuffed animal.
An Arkansas cop last Sunday morning spotted a suspicious car parked outside a commercial storage facility that has been broken into 16 times this year (and 36 times in 2022).
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My first thought was 'This dude lives in a town of just over 1000 people where he's known to everybody. He's never gonna live this down', then I thought, 'Naw, it's Arkansas'.
