Because the guy inside may be trysting with a stuffed animal.
An Arkansas cop last Sunday morning spotted a suspicious car parked outside a commercial storage facility that has been broken into 16 times this year (and 36 times in 2022).
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My first thought was 'This dude lives in a town of just over 1000 people where he's known to everybody. He's never gonna live this down', then I thought, 'Naw, it's Arkansas'.
Which begs the question, was he related to the stuffed critter?
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Nah, it was rape not incest.
DeleteIf he had waited till next month and his "partner" was a turkey he might have gotten away with stuffing it.
ReplyDeletePlushies are a fetish for some and there are "adult" plushies that are machine washable.
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Fucking freaks.
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