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Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Making your day better through memes

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40 comments:

  1. #8. I've had kopi luwak coffee before, but I never knew what a palm civet looked like.

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    1. me too. not worth the cost.

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    2. My BIL lived in Indonesia for years, sent me some for Christmas once. My daughter asked me what was so special about it, so I told her that they don't have people picking the coffee beans, they have these animals kinda like racoons that pick them and eat them first. Then she asked, "How do the people get the coffee beans then?". I said, "They wait."

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  2. Yuz killin' me over her Knuckles. I SAY KILLIN' ME he he he

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  3. I need help with # 9...

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    1. Looks like a handful of M16 auto sears.

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    2. M16 auto sears - that's what your third hole is for.
      Ed

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    3. Auto sears for AR’s

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    4. Is there a connection I should have made to 'by his drillpress'? I guessed they were triggers, but I don't know if drilling another hole in a AR will allow these to be installed.

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    5. #10 needs another column: fire truck (top - picture of fire truck) burglar truck (bottom - picture of a hearse)

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    6. Anonymous, we can't answer that question (or shouldn't) because it could be construed as conspiracy to convert a semi-auto weapon into full auto. Which is a felony.

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  4. Wish that was my uncle!

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  5. #13 Losing power at work sounds like fun. Except for when you work in a steel melt shop, and can have 40,000# of molten steel moving around the floor at any given time. I can't begin to count the number of times I helped clean up the mess after a squirrel got into a transformer and killed the power for around an hour.
    Thanks for showing the auto sears, I never saw one before. Except for barrels of scrap at the steel melt shop. I never knew what they were until now. They are made of 4130 steel, a cheap alloy for where I worked.

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    1. It's a real good way to get a cutter crash on a high speed NC mill too!

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    2. Understand what you mean. I worked in a rolling mill, but had friends who worked in the liquid side of the business. Losing power in the rolling mill sucked, too.

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  6. # 5 all those songs about breakups ups and not one about a blowjob. i think i can see the problem now. they can have her. have they ever posted a pic of her without makeup?
    you can put enough makeup on a goat and make it look good, just ask the arabs.

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    1. Kelce, just remember: "It's not yours; it's just your turn."
      I wonder why the guys at the top of the list don't warn they guys further down, but then "Fuck it, nobody warned me."

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    2. TS is 33 years old now. She is 3 years past the point where male and female sexual market value diverge, and women lose out for the rest of their lives. Her youth is gone, now so will her remaining eggs increasingly shrivel up into dust.
      There is a solid, evolutionary reason why women should get married early to a guy a few years older than her, and start having kids ASAP.
      It is absurd that women want a career at a job where some boss tells them what to do, but do not want to spend the time having children with one man who naturally runs things.
      That modern American women aspire to be spinsters who have more time with cats, box wine and meals for one than they do with their own potential children is the main reason America is going to increasingly circle the drain.
      In this, the 19th Amendment was a horrible mistake.
      Remember lads, a household can only have one captain. It bears saying that the role of captain is NOT the evolutionary role of the woman in a relationship.
      OK ladies, bathe my comment in your incoherent screeching... please keep the cat fur and tattered cardigans at bay.

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    3. Yeah well, you left out one very important thing: She's richer than shit. She'll have men crawling all over her when she's 70 years old because men are shallow as you made yourself out to be with that comment.

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  7. #9 what are those parts?

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    1. My apologies, I didn't mean to sound so short. I'm sicker than hell today and can't think straight. Or civilly, evidently.

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    2. Sounds typical. Maybe you're always sick?

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    3. “I'm sicker than hell today“

      That’s why we like you!
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      (Get well, buddy!)

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    4. Anon at 5:44 - I don't have to be sick to be short tempered. It's a valid excuse today though.

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    5. Anon at 6:27 - Yeah man, I must've caught the covid/cold/flu. Started coming down with it last night, didn't sleep worth a shit and when I finally did crawl out of bed about 5 this morning, I was so achy and sore it wasn't funny. Hopefully I'll be back up to speed tomorrow.

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  8. #3 sent me yelling laughing. The neighbors got worried.

    #6 Way to send constipated people right over their cliff with envy....

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  9. I mean #8... gotta clean my glasses....

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  10. #5- no wonder there’s no gluteus maximus, it’s been pounded away…

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  11. #5- oh the irony…..a tight end dating a not so tight end…

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  12. #9 for the Win! All good but I had an uncle that had lots of 'mouse trap parts' in his workshop. 'PewPewPewPewPewPew'

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  13. #20. Alex Jones when younger?

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