Nah, it's just a tiny tattoo. Reminds me of the PsychoChick I was dating before Lisa. She wanted somebody with tattoos because she was tattooed too. Well, unlike everybody else on this blog, I don't mind tattoos so it wasn't a deal breaker for me. When I finally got to see her tattoo, it was a teeny little butterfly about the size of my thumbnail just above her bikini line.
I was in a laundry mat outside of Fort Benning back in 1980. Just a dumb kid and this woman had a tattoo on the inside of her thigh. I was trying to see what it was but not get caught. She speed me out pretty quick comes over puts her foot on the chair I'm sitting on and shows it to me. It was a cherry with the words "Here's mine where's yours?" Just about shit myself. Started doing the Jackie Gleason hubada bubbada. She laughed and pinched my cheek. God she was hot.
No, but one that does is a semi-colon, on the wrist. Its used by idiots who want to anounce to the world that they did a little chopping but couldn't actually slit their own wrists. If you see someone with one of these, point at it and ask when they're going to get one on the other arm.
8: does that tattoo/placement mean something I don't know?
ReplyDelete17: it's me
18: it's my wife
Nah, it's just a tiny tattoo. Reminds me of the PsychoChick I was dating before Lisa. She wanted somebody with tattoos because she was tattooed too. Well, unlike everybody else on this blog, I don't mind tattoos so it wasn't a deal breaker for me. When I finally got to see her tattoo, it was a teeny little butterfly about the size of my thumbnail just above her bikini line.
DeleteI was in a laundry mat outside of Fort Benning back in 1980. Just a dumb kid and this woman had a tattoo on the inside of her thigh. I was trying to see what it was but not get caught. She speed me out pretty quick comes over puts her foot on the chair I'm sitting on and shows it to me. It was a cherry with the words "Here's mine where's yours?" Just about shit myself. Started doing the Jackie Gleason hubada bubbada. She laughed and pinched my cheek. God she was hot.
DeleteNo, but one that does is a semi-colon, on the wrist. Its used by idiots who want to anounce to the world that they did a little chopping but couldn't actually slit their own wrists. If you see someone with one of these, point at it and ask when they're going to get one on the other arm.
DeleteAnybody watching AHS? Kardashians fuggly lips??
ReplyDeletePerhaps she’s most often made love to by her tattooed finger.
ReplyDelete#1 - The Ransom of Red Chief.
ReplyDeleteThat's the first thing I thought of when I saw that.
DeleteIt's my favorite o. henry story, hands down.
#5. The View. CNN (P)MSNBC. The list is long and growing faster than cancer.
ReplyDeleteLet's speed this up. What TV show has likeable characters? It's a way shorter list this way.
Delete#6. When is mother's day?
ReplyDeleteAbout nine months after father's day.
#15 is a Lineman, not a narrowback.
ReplyDeleteWorking the pole so momma doesn't have too
DeleteLooks like a cell tower to me.
DeleteBut what do I know. I'm afraid of heights.
Elmo, You’re right. It’s a cell tower.
DeleteI liked these as I usually do
ReplyDeleteTimes are hard, Tupperware is expensive and Grandma is on a fixed income
ReplyDelete#3: Thirty-one years later, Tupac is still dead and Jada is still a skank. At least a suspect was recently named or arrested for acing Tupac.
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