Look for old music that's new to you, that's what I do. I find that I get bored listening to the same stuff that I've been listening to for decades. There are just millions of records from way back that I've never heard so I can always find something to listen to.
Choose One is one of the funniest I've ever seen. I always thought that I was a little off the wall but whoever thought of that is King Bizarro. Imagine having a drink with him. Sorry ladies I assume he is man because only a man can possibly think of this.
Toss up between invisibility and poop on command for me. If I was invisible I could just scare the shit out of someone but clearing out some of the D-bags I've run across lately, instantly, would be a plus. Neck
If you pick poop on command you can still get away with most everything you could do with any of the others, plus be able to laugh your ass off afterward.
#14 - In a seedy hotel in Pawtucket, Rhode Island (I feel a limerick coming on) the room had one of those rolling doors closing the bathroom entrance...or the closet. If you wanted some privacy in the loo, you rolled it over, leaving the closet open. If you wanted to "close" the closet, you rolled it over, exposing anyone using the bathroom. Most effed up hotel room I've ever been in.
The worst hotel we ever stayed in, was in St. Petersburg, FL. The room was clean and fine. But the snake that my wife woke up to staring at her made us change rooms for the rest of the night, and then she would not stay in that place for the other 2 nights we had it booked for. I threw the blankets over the snake, and called the front desk, who sent a maintenance guy with a clothing cart. He took all the bedding and slid it into the cart, and took the cart outside. Then removed the bedding and let the 2 foot snake go. It looked like the Indigo snake my daughter had handled a couple of years before at a reptile zoo. It didn't matter to my wife or me. We both hate snakes.
I stayed in a hotel room like that once. Shared doors to the giant bathroom too, it was so odd. Really nice room though, all in all, with multiple HD TVs and such.
On that same trip I also stayed in a shit hole hotel, with dead bugs in the coffee pot, and 60 year old green carpets.
1. That asshole is also going to stay at the counter and scratch his tickets leaving the crumbs for the next guy to brush off. Told a woman once she didn't need to scratch them, just hand them to the clerk and she will scan them. She says thats no fun, it takes all the excitement away. I told her it didn't look very exciting to stand there, blocking the register while she scratched them like a mad woman. Humph as she went to other end of counter Daryl
Yep, buying a ton of tickets I can tolerate. My mother does that, and to be honest convenience stores would be pretty much empty if they didn't sell lotteries. But when they start scratching the tickets right there I want to bodyslam someone them on the hard floor.
Firmly a boomer. Not one can do about when one was born? So here is a link to music from around the world. http://radio.garden/listen/sputnik-fm/R22ScX6d This particular station is in Volgograd Russia, they play some cool music. So take the link, and go listen to what the rest of the world is listing too. Enjoy. Aaahhh you all are like family!!
#3 - pick the magenta pill and wait patiently in the TSA line at the airport... or in the airport lounge overlooking the takeoff pattern... #4 - they're called recessive genes, and sometimes they're magical. #5 - holy shit thats funny!!!!! #7 - 50? No. Its higher than that, but I refuse to listen to any crap that's been auto-tuned, and country released after 1975. #13 - perfect! #14 - Am I missing something or does that door hinge from the top? I don't know if I've seen a worse design. #16 - Awww, you just triggered a police report... #20 - yeah, and they all have tinted windows, stolen tags, used tires that will be replaced in an hour, and two rolls of duct tape.
#7 That's because most new music sucks!
ReplyDeleteLook for old music that's new to you, that's what I do. I find that I get bored listening to the same stuff that I've been listening to for decades. There are just millions of records from way back that I've never heard so I can always find something to listen to.
Delete#17 That dude's wife must be bald....
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DeleteChoose One is one of the funniest I've ever seen. I always thought that I was a little off the wall but whoever thought of that is King Bizarro. Imagine having a drink with him. Sorry ladies I assume he is man because only a man can possibly think of this.
ReplyDeleteI’m pretty sure all of us who hang out here chose the same one!
DeleteI chose invisible so I can go to the border for target shooting without my government committing atrocities on me.
DeleteTeleport a close 2nd.
Toss up between invisibility and poop on command for me. If I was invisible I could just scare the shit out of someone but clearing out some of the D-bags I've run across lately, instantly, would be a plus.
DeleteNeck
If you pick poop on command you can still get away with most everything you could do with any of the others, plus be able to laugh your ass off afterward.
Delete#14 - In a seedy hotel in Pawtucket, Rhode Island (I feel a limerick coming on) the room had one of those rolling doors closing the bathroom entrance...or the closet. If you wanted some privacy in the loo, you rolled it over, leaving the closet open. If you wanted to "close" the closet, you rolled it over, exposing anyone using the bathroom. Most effed up hotel room I've ever been in.
ReplyDeleteYea, but if it didn't have bed bugs you were a winner.
DeleteThe worst hotel we ever stayed in, was in St. Petersburg, FL. The room was clean and fine. But the snake that my wife woke up to staring at her made us change rooms for the rest of the night, and then she would not stay in that place for the other 2 nights we had it booked for.
DeleteI threw the blankets over the snake, and called the front desk, who sent a maintenance guy with a clothing cart. He took all the bedding and slid it into the cart, and took the cart outside. Then removed the bedding and let the 2 foot snake go. It looked like the Indigo snake my daughter had handled a couple of years before at a reptile zoo. It didn't matter to my wife or me. We both hate snakes.
I stayed in a hotel room like that once. Shared doors to the giant bathroom too, it was so odd. Really nice room though, all in all, with multiple HD TVs and such.
DeleteOn that same trip I also stayed in a shit hole hotel, with dead bugs in the coffee pot, and 60 year old green carpets.
1. That asshole is also going to stay at the counter and scratch his tickets leaving the crumbs for the next guy to brush off. Told a woman once she didn't need to scratch them, just hand them to the clerk and she will scan them. She says thats no fun, it takes all the excitement away. I told her it didn't look very exciting to stand there, blocking the register while she scratched them like a mad woman. Humph as she went to other end of counter
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Yep, buying a ton of tickets I can tolerate. My mother does that, and to be honest convenience stores would be pretty much empty if they didn't sell lotteries. But when they start scratching the tickets right there I want to bodyslam someone them on the hard floor.
DeleteHmmm...a lot of my real friends have black Suburbans...
ReplyDelete#2 - ???
ReplyDeleteLooks like a dirty diaper.
DeleteGood ones, my luck someone would throw my "dirty" nappy in the bin
ReplyDeleteMy friends would sniff it.
DeleteThat was my first thought as well.
Delete#7 - That fits me to a "t"...
ReplyDeleteFirmly a boomer. Not one can do about when one was born? So here is a link to music from around the world.
ReplyDeletehttp://radio.garden/listen/sputnik-fm/R22ScX6d
This particular station is in Volgograd Russia, they play some cool music. So take the link, and go listen to what the rest of the world is listing too. Enjoy. Aaahhh you all are like family!!
cool, thanks
Delete#3 - pick the magenta pill and wait patiently in the TSA line at the airport... or in the airport lounge overlooking the takeoff pattern...
ReplyDelete#4 - they're called recessive genes, and sometimes they're magical.
#5 - holy shit thats funny!!!!!
#7 - 50? No. Its higher than that, but I refuse to listen to any crap that's been auto-tuned, and country released after 1975.
#13 - perfect!
#14 - Am I missing something or does that door hinge from the top? I don't know if I've seen a worse design.
#16 - Awww, you just triggered a police report...
#20 - yeah, and they all have tinted windows, stolen tags, used tires that will be replaced in an hour, and two rolls of duct tape.
14. It rolls back and forth along the rail at the top.
Delete#3 purple pill for the win.
ReplyDeleteDoes the teleport pill only let you move yourself, or can you move other people to interesting places?
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