And if your luck is anything like mine, the damn thing got up and walked away. Then, to add insult to injury, two weeks later, you see it grazing in the pasture next to the spot where you totaled the car.
I hit a deer at 73 (had just set cruise) with my C4 Vette. Dumb SOB was trying to pass me. Would of worked out except he made an unanticipated right turn. Took him out at the knees and he slid over the hood and up over the roof. Only damage was a line of shit that defined his path. SO: if you intend to hit a deer, go buy yourself s used Vette.
Meh. Do you count by number of individual items or combined weight, and do you count accessories and ammo into the "guns" category?
And it's not like there are all /that/ many situations where we need multiple copies of a book, none of the kids were multiple births so schoolbooks could be passed on... but if I had to arm them all...
#14 I'm not taking advice from a guy whose substack is so humbly titled "everyone is entitled to my own opinion". I own guns because I own history books. When the populace is disarmed millions die at the hands of their government. “A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition” Rudyard Kipling Al_in_Ottawa
#16...I did that because I could not get that Albatross to FO, and I knew my mother had a loose tongue and would say anything that popped into her head, and she would be gone then next day. When she called my sister to cry about it, my sister asked her "which whore are you?" and I was free at last. Just to be clear; she was a terrible, hate filled, racist, who kept it hidden until she inserted herself into my world.
#6: Not true. The deer that I hit two weeks ago at 60 mph totaling my car, did NOT wear glasses or a blue jacket. ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
ReplyDeleteAnd if your luck is anything like mine, the damn thing got up and walked away. Then, to add insult to injury, two weeks later, you see it grazing in the pasture next to the spot where you totaled the car.
DeleteI hit a deer at 73 (had just set cruise) with my C4 Vette. Dumb SOB was trying to pass me. Would of worked out except he made an unanticipated right turn. Took him out at the knees and he slid over the hood and up over the roof. Only damage was a line of shit that defined his path. SO: if you intend to hit a deer, go buy yourself s used Vette.
DeleteOr two weeks later its buddy takes out your rental car on Thanksgiving Day!
Delete#12 Yes, and make me a sammich!
ReplyDelete#14: I dunno; I haven't counted either of them lately.
ReplyDeleteAlso: Fuck you Jeff.
Jeff's the problem.
DeleteMeh. Do you count by number of individual items or combined weight, and do you count accessories and ammo into the "guns" category?
DeleteAnd it's not like there are all /that/ many situations where we need multiple copies of a book, none of the kids were multiple births so schoolbooks could be passed on... but if I had to arm them all...
Do I get extra points in the book category for my collection of gunsmithing books? Do the parts diagrams count there too?
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#14 I'm not taking advice from a guy whose substack is so humbly titled "everyone is entitled to my own opinion".
DeleteI own guns because I own history books. When the populace is disarmed millions die at the hands of their government.
“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition” Rudyard Kipling
Al_in_Ottawa
Al_in_Ottawa, the only time you can have too much ammo is when you're trying to swim with it or your house is on fire.
Delete#7 I wish that was my work place!
ReplyDeleteAnother OFS collection -- needed the laughs today, thanks!
ReplyDelete#16...I did that because I could not get that Albatross to FO, and I knew my mother had a loose tongue and would say anything that popped into her head, and she would be gone then next day.
ReplyDeleteWhen she called my sister to cry about it, my sister asked her "which whore are you?" and I was free at last.
Just to be clear; she was a terrible, hate filled, racist, who kept it hidden until she inserted herself into my world.
Be clear. Are you talking about your mother or the Whore of the Day?
DeleteYes. #12.
ReplyDeleteFuck Chappelle. He's another example of a celeb that wakes up one morning, sniffs his shit, and decides that it doesn't stink.
ReplyDeleteElvira is pitching for the other team now.
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