Where bad choices make good stories
10? I'm not getting it
Um, that's jizz all over the underside of his desk.
Dude was jacking off under his desk.
The stains, man... The STAINS!!!!
Anon@2:06: I wish you hadn't asked.
Dude needs more than a firing. He's a societal menace and needs erasing.I wonder if he likes Cum Stains on the Pillow by David Allan Coe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJzp4ljVDi0
Guy at work was fired after he was caught jerking off in the bathroom.Afterward, one guy walked up to the desk singing "Strokin' in the boy's room!"
# 16 !!!!!
Nobody wants to get that!
Guy was spunky
#9: Amateur night. I sure don't miss going to strip clubs.George Lopez told a story about going into a strip club in some small town and there was a stripper working there with Down Syndrome. Worst I ever saw was some drunken fat old native lady with snot running from her nose. We headed for the door pretty quick.
Maybe she was full?
#6 SO TRUE!Though "Daddy, I have to Hrrug$#$)H#splash" is a close second. Not as loud or as long lasting, though! I will say changing all the sheets and blankets on my bed is more difficult and time consuming than scrubbing the hallway carpet though.John G
#15 - comment made by a guy: "If she is going to get upset and fuss at me no matter what I do, I will pick the option that involves the least time and energy spent." Follow-up comments were saying "And gals don't understand why we don't help out more."
#20 I was attending first grade in a modular building back in the 1960s. The brick building was for grades 2 - 6.
Our grandparents would get these, at all...........
#20 I went to a continuation high school in Northern California that had three trailers. .1972....good times..I believe it's still in existance.
29! My mother was pregnant at age 17, and married. Most all of her friends were likewise. One aunt started 'late'; she started having children at age 28.That's been the way across most cultures for thousands of years. The incessant brainwashing is why people aren't having children, or even coupling.
My parents quit having kids when they were 24 years old.
29? I was doing military aircraft crash damage evaluations and writing up repair estimates and plans in the mid east. I was working for Defense contractor (still am) and was never in the Military. I was 4F'ed at birth in an Air Force hospital with a messed up leg so I had to get my adventures where I could!
We had Quonset huts.
Same here Mt. Vernon HS.
Great stuff tonight! God bless you man!
#2 I can actually answer this one! I did security at a swingers club for like 10 years.the answer is you go out of the 'play space" until such time you feel like you're up to participating again. usually go get something to eat, crack a beer, come back in 20 minutes.a quick rinse-off shower is also acceptable behavior.
ROFLMAO! All ya'lls comments made we laugh harder than the memes, especially WC's.
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