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Thursday, October 26, 2023

The Great Oklahoma Trailer Park Python saga comes to an end

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – After surviving six months inside a southeast Oklahoma City trailer park, an albino python was found and wrangled by a man who lived there, according to residents. 

“The thing was found under the same home that management had thought it was under,” said one anonymous resident. “One of the neighbors came out around 2 this morning and grabbed it. They put it in a hamper, sealed it with duct tape, and left it out front of their home until the office opened up to take care of it.”
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9 comments:

  1. PeaowedOctober 26, 2023 at 6:45 AM

    Being albino was the only thing that kept it from being caught long ago (and converted into some new boots).

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  2. Don W CurtonOctober 26, 2023 at 7:12 AM

    When they said albino, I started thinking that'll make a snazzy pair of white cowboy boots.

    But that damn thing is YELLOW. Who the hell wants yellow boots? Going look like white boots that someone pissed all over. Dang, another one of life's disappointments.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 26, 2023 at 7:14 AM

    Yet another example that the rule of law is dead in this country.
    DEAD.

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  4. bogsidebunnyOctober 26, 2023 at 8:06 AM

    I wonder if the snake appears as a main character in any "Trailer Park Trash" videos

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  5. AnonymousOctober 26, 2023 at 8:25 AM

    "KFOR has found that management has warned residents not to talk to the media about the snake".
    I find this more interesting, pets escape sometimes no big deal but having management warning residents to not talk to the media about it is a problem that should be looked into
    JD

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  6. AnonymousOctober 26, 2023 at 9:58 AM

    Get a Cajun cook to come up with….
    a tasty Python Pilaf….
    “The Wild Python Problem”….solved.
    Ed357

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    1. AnonymousOctober 26, 2023 at 12:14 PM

      I've eaten snake before but it wasn't that large. The rattlesnake I've had was lots of bone with little meat,, this snake might just be worth the effort..
      JD

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    2. AnonymousOctober 26, 2023 at 1:37 PM

      Cut the ribs (bony part…?) out….
      and use the back strap….????
      Ed357

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  7. thedeadmessengerOctober 26, 2023 at 8:57 PM

    Just goes to show, don't rely on "experts" or "the gubment" to take care of you. Take care of shit yourself. All of those experts on the job and what happens? Some "straight-up redneck trailer trash, God Bless 'em" (as Kenny would say) takes care of the problem with a laundry hamper and duct tape!!! AYFKM?!?!? Too bad the article ends with some "rescuer" crying about how tough the critter had it. I want to see the beer-bellied, shorts-tank-top-flipflop-wearin' SOB that caught the bitch. High fives all around! Shit, they should have had a freakin' barbecue.

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