It took me a long time to realize that, while I have significant heating loss, the real problem is that most people are mushmouths who can't properly pronounce words or string coherent sentences together. And they also seem to have some physical disability, in that when you ask them to speak louder, they can only manage it for one or two words, max, before going back to a mumble.
I finally decided if they had no interest in making themselves understood, it was silly of me to waste my time trying to interpret their blithering.
Ditto that, only mines a Belgian Shepherd. Gets obsessed about them regularly. He figured out how not to get stung in the lips, but he when first started, well fat lipped shepherds are pretty funny looking! I'm that old too.
Our second Goldie got one of those spicy sky raisins, and her whole face puffed up till she could hardly see. I took her to the vet in a panic, and they laughed and said to give her Benedryl. They called it her "Shar-Pei" look.
Hey! I've got an idea! How about you make those comments to the news site that originally posted it instead of wasting both yours and the blogger's time over something he has no control over?
#5 - After decades of concerts, guns, and a house full of women, this SO true. #6 - Posting to Facebook. #13 - Bryan Cranston is such a complete dick-with-ears, I can't laugh at it. #15 - Reminds me of tripping. Did I say that out loud or just think it...
#19. I will have to send a photo of my margarita line when I set it up at my RV Park. I seek these bowls out for the sliced limes. The park owner hosts a complementary margarita hour on Saturday 4 to 5 during the winter season. Now that I am the activity director it is a long hour! Stay tuned you knuckleheads!!!!
A couple I can send to my senior group.
ReplyDeleteThe green would not be me. I say, "What?" almost as much as I breath.
ReplyDeleteIt took me a long time to realize that, while I have significant heating loss, the real problem is that most people are mushmouths who can't properly pronounce words or string coherent sentences together. And they also seem to have some physical disability, in that when you ask them to speak louder, they can only manage it for one or two words, max, before going back to a mumble.
DeleteI finally decided if they had no interest in making themselves understood, it was silly of me to waste my time trying to interpret their blithering.
#8: That was my German Shepherd! There were also the honey bees; "Hot & Sweet Sky Raisins."
ReplyDelete#19: Yeah... I'm that old...
Ditto that, only mines a Belgian Shepherd. Gets obsessed about them regularly. He figured out how not to get stung in the lips, but he when first started, well fat lipped shepherds are pretty funny looking!
DeleteI'm that old too.
Our second Goldie got one of those spicy sky raisins, and her whole face puffed up till she could hardly see. I took her to the vet in a panic, and they laughed and said to give her Benedryl. They called it her "Shar-Pei" look.
Delete#4 I don't do graffiti, I just comment on blogs about paid journalists who use crappy grammar, punctuation, and syntax.
ReplyDelete#19 Haha. I used that as a parts dish.
Hey! I've got an idea! How about you make those comments to the news site that originally posted it instead of wasting both yours and the blogger's time over something he has no control over?
DeleteI liked all of these and numbers 5 and 19 really hit home
ReplyDelete#15 - I've had that issue for a long time.
ReplyDelete#19 - Ok, that hurt.
#20 - I've had that issue for a long time.
#5 - After decades of concerts, guns, and a house full of women, this SO true.
ReplyDelete#6 - Posting to Facebook.
#13 - Bryan Cranston is such a complete dick-with-ears, I can't laugh at it.
#15 - Reminds me of tripping. Did I say that out loud or just think it...
#7 - Can't all men do this?
ReplyDelete#10 - that looks very good.
#14 - that'll look good as a decorative mailbox post...
#20 - true...
another nearly side-splitting, almost pissed-in-my-pants set.
#19. I will have to send a photo of my margarita line when I set it up at my RV Park. I seek these bowls out for the sliced limes. The park owner hosts a complementary margarita hour on Saturday 4 to 5 during the winter season. Now that I am the activity director it is a long hour! Stay tuned you knuckleheads!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy dad loved walnuts and pecans and would always fill #19 before he sat down to watch college football.
Delete# 15. and i thought it was just me.
ReplyDeleteEh?
ReplyDeleteMeth is cheaper than brisket.
ReplyDeletenumber15, almost every day is like that for me. Gets to be a bit confusing at times.
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