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Wednesday, November 08, 2023

Memes to amuse you

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49 comments:

  1. #8: Slice both apples into 2/3 -1/3 with one cut (stack vertically or horizontally). Person A gets a 2/3, B a 2/3, C 2 1/3. They each get 2/3 of an apple. Nobody said that it has to be a single piece per portion. Do not assume constraints not given in the problem.

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    1. That's not the gist of this meme...

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    2. #8 Way too much thought. Pickup the knife and kill one of the others. Now you each get an apple.

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    3. Yes, that's the answer to the problem. But the side eyed critter below suggests that the question wasn't the point. The point is that it's a joke. And that the joke is that Mr. side eyed critter's 'solution' to 'sharing' two apples with three people using only one slice of the knife is to 'slice' one of the peoples.....

      Which is why he's giving us the side eye.

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    4. Wow !?!?!? I’m not sure how to reply to this and stay within the boundaries of being civil.
      Nice problem solving but way off on the joke , friend

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    5. I'm so glad you cleared that up. I thought you were supposed to stab someone.

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    6. Very dense answer - sheeeesh

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    7. You obviously failed math. The solution to the problem is to eliminate the weakest link with one stroke of the knife and give each of the two survivors an apple.

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    8. I think that it was referring to the other solution.

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    9. Slash both their throats and you don't have to share at all.

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    10. Anon @ 4:17, I like the way you think.
      --Tennessee Budd

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    11. Even simpler, screw the apple and go get yourself a Hostess fried pie.

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    12. The Redhead on the right, take out the Redhead on the right!

      Neck

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  2. #20 But damn hard to field dress....

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    1. But a lot of fun, if they’re still alive!

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    2. Buzzards have to eat!

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    3. The Taxidermist also gets pissed when you show up with them stacked like wood in the back of the truck.

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    4. Leave them lay. There's no way that could be considered a wanton waste of game.

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    5. Damn near nothing left after you clean it.

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  3. # 1 Is she from "The Garden" or "The Stairway Truth" ? Either way ... Bow Wow.

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  4. #20 ....and nothing left but the hide, as they are almost 100% shit inside....

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  5. # 8 if you really want a whole apple there is another solution

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  6. #20, skeet shooting with prizes!

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  7. #20 I wished to Hell there had been men with guns waiting for the bastards.

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    1. The good citizens were legally disarmed. I'm always amazed at how completely stupid some people can be.

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  8. Excellent collection today! Thanks!!

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  9. #1 It’s crazy but every time I see that mad wench’s face and her shit tat I have the words ‘feed me Seymour..’ in my head. Crazy is as crazy does.

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  10. Cut your own dick off and you get all the apples because you are now a victim .

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  11. No one has commented on #5, y'all must be gay

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    1. Why comment if you agree with it?

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    2. #5 nice rack? (Clothes rack)

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  12. #20 Would have been a great time shooting those bastards. A cooler and beer even better.

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  13. I am dense...Could someone explain #15? Thank you.

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    1. It doesn't take much to make a man happy.

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    2. Bet you didn't get the apple meme either.

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  14. #20 ask yourself one question. Who has the airplane they jumped from? False flag you idiots!

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    1. Jesus. It's a fucking meme. And you call us idiots?

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    2. The meme is fine the comments are idiotic do some research idiots

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    3. If you'll go back and read the comments, you'll see that all but one were in the spirit of the meme. And you call us idiots?

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    4. Anon @0826 Those aren't parachutes. They didn't jump. They didn't need an airplane. Shouting idiot inside an empty cave only echoes that shit back to you....

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    5. As I said, GuardDuck - and he calls us idiots?

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  15. #15 isn’t too different from my first apartment after moving across the country.

    Simpler times…

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  16. The apple and one slice... the bottom monkey image is the "Awkward Look Monkey Puppet refers to two images of the Monkey Puppet known as Kenta from the Japanese children's television show ÅŒkiku Naru Ko awkwardly looking towards the camera and then away."

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  17. Another useless fact that nobody gives a shit about.

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