#8: Slice both apples into 2/3 -1/3 with one cut (stack vertically or horizontally). Person A gets a 2/3, B a 2/3, C 2 1/3. They each get 2/3 of an apple. Nobody said that it has to be a single piece per portion. Do not assume constraints not given in the problem.
Yes, that's the answer to the problem. But the side eyed critter below suggests that the question wasn't the point. The point is that it's a joke. And that the joke is that Mr. side eyed critter's 'solution' to 'sharing' two apples with three people using only one slice of the knife is to 'slice' one of the peoples.....
You obviously failed math. The solution to the problem is to eliminate the weakest link with one stroke of the knife and give each of the two survivors an apple.
Anon @0826 Those aren't parachutes. They didn't jump. They didn't need an airplane. Shouting idiot inside an empty cave only echoes that shit back to you....
The apple and one slice... the bottom monkey image is the "Awkward Look Monkey Puppet refers to two images of the Monkey Puppet known as Kenta from the Japanese children's television show ÅŒkiku Naru Ko awkwardly looking towards the camera and then away."
#8: Slice both apples into 2/3 -1/3 with one cut (stack vertically or horizontally). Person A gets a 2/3, B a 2/3, C 2 1/3. They each get 2/3 of an apple. Nobody said that it has to be a single piece per portion. Do not assume constraints not given in the problem.
ReplyDeleteThat's not the gist of this meme...
Delete#8 Way too much thought. Pickup the knife and kill one of the others. Now you each get an apple.
DeleteYes, that's the answer to the problem. But the side eyed critter below suggests that the question wasn't the point. The point is that it's a joke. And that the joke is that Mr. side eyed critter's 'solution' to 'sharing' two apples with three people using only one slice of the knife is to 'slice' one of the peoples.....
DeleteWhich is why he's giving us the side eye.
Certainly one solution.
DeleteWow !?!?!? I’m not sure how to reply to this and stay within the boundaries of being civil.
DeleteNice problem solving but way off on the joke , friend
Or...
DeleteI'm so glad you cleared that up. I thought you were supposed to stab someone.
DeleteVery dense answer - sheeeesh
DeleteYou obviously failed math. The solution to the problem is to eliminate the weakest link with one stroke of the knife and give each of the two survivors an apple.
DeleteI think that it was referring to the other solution.
DeleteSlash both their throats and you don't have to share at all.
DeleteAnon @ 4:17, I like the way you think.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
Even simpler, screw the apple and go get yourself a Hostess fried pie.
DeleteThe Redhead on the right, take out the Redhead on the right!
DeleteNeck
#20 But damn hard to field dress....
ReplyDeleteBut a lot of fun, if they’re still alive!
DeleteBuzzards have to eat!
DeleteThe Taxidermist also gets pissed when you show up with them stacked like wood in the back of the truck.
DeleteLeave them lay. There's no way that could be considered a wanton waste of game.
DeleteDamn near nothing left after you clean it.
Delete# 1 Is she from "The Garden" or "The Stairway Truth" ? Either way ... Bow Wow.
ReplyDelete#20 ....and nothing left but the hide, as they are almost 100% shit inside....
ReplyDelete# 8 if you really want a whole apple there is another solution
ReplyDelete#20, skeet shooting with prizes!
ReplyDelete#20 I wished to Hell there had been men with guns waiting for the bastards.
ReplyDeleteThe good citizens were legally disarmed. I'm always amazed at how completely stupid some people can be.
DeleteExcellent collection today! Thanks!!
ReplyDelete#14 is brilliant.
ReplyDelete#1 It’s crazy but every time I see that mad wench’s face and her shit tat I have the words ‘feed me Seymour..’ in my head. Crazy is as crazy does.
ReplyDeleteCut your own dick off and you get all the apples because you are now a victim .
ReplyDeleteNo one has commented on #5, y'all must be gay
ReplyDeleteWhy comment if you agree with it?
Delete#5 nice rack? (Clothes rack)
DeleteFuck Steve Harvey. I shit you knot.
ReplyDelete#20 Would have been a great time shooting those bastards. A cooler and beer even better.
ReplyDeleteI am dense...Could someone explain #15? Thank you.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't take much to make a man happy.
DeleteBet you didn't get the apple meme either.
Delete#20 ask yourself one question. Who has the airplane they jumped from? False flag you idiots!
ReplyDeleteJesus. It's a fucking meme. And you call us idiots?
DeleteThe meme is fine the comments are idiotic do some research idiots
DeleteIf you'll go back and read the comments, you'll see that all but one were in the spirit of the meme. And you call us idiots?
DeleteAnon @0826 Those aren't parachutes. They didn't jump. They didn't need an airplane. Shouting idiot inside an empty cave only echoes that shit back to you....
DeleteYup
DeleteAs I said, GuardDuck - and he calls us idiots?
Delete#15 isn’t too different from my first apartment after moving across the country.
ReplyDeleteSimpler times…
The apple and one slice... the bottom monkey image is the "Awkward Look Monkey Puppet refers to two images of the Monkey Puppet known as Kenta from the Japanese children's television show ÅŒkiku Naru Ko awkwardly looking towards the camera and then away."
ReplyDeleteAnother useless fact that nobody gives a shit about.
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