#1: 19, Certified Nursing Assistant. 8 week course from the Red Cross "teaching" skills any 12 year old should have down cold. Big whoop. Idiot stick level of functionality. The appalling thing is that hospitals have to have a certification to hire somebody for this. And having seen some of the literally retarded employed at that level, yeah, they DO need the cert.
#5 ... Dyke-spike hairstyle, eyebrows tweezed into a permanent frown, pinched mouth forever poised to utter something unpleasant. All that's missing is the problem glasses. Walking red flag.
#1: 19, Certified Nursing Assistant. 8 week course from the Red Cross "teaching" skills any 12 year old should have down cold. Big whoop. Idiot stick level of functionality. The appalling thing is that hospitals have to have a certification to hire somebody for this. And having seen some of the literally retarded employed at that level, yeah, they DO need the cert.
ReplyDeleteThe cert does no good. In NYC, the CNAs are a sorry bunch that I would not trust to do anything except maybe bring the patient their lunch,
Delete#1: He was spotted recently working as a TSA agent at JFK.
ReplyDelete#4: That could be AOC with a malignant brain tumor, but probably not because the tumor needs something to grow on.
#6: Single at 35 cause he just hasn't found the right gerbil yet.
#7: Died 47 minutes ago, but still warm and the Necrophiliacs are buying their tickets right now.
9: If a sperm had a face.
#4 That’s not a forehead, that's a five head.
ReplyDelete#5 ... Dyke-spike hairstyle, eyebrows tweezed into a permanent frown, pinched mouth forever poised to utter something unpleasant. All that's missing is the problem glasses. Walking red flag.
ReplyDelete#8 That booger catcher in your nose.
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