Back in 1995 a guy I knew drove to DC, pulled up in front of the capital and parked. As he was walking away a security guard came running up and exclaimed, don't park there, congress is about to recess for the day. My friend replied, " it's ok, I've got the Club."
#3 - What's with this one? Hasn't everyone had a pregnant 12 year old neighbor? #4 - I don't know where you found this one, but my neighbors heard me laughing at it. #5 - or just get a 20 year old car with an AM radio... #9 - odd place for a tramp stamp...but it could be a landing aid. #12 - never gets old...
9 I'm just saying ......his nose looks like an ass? or what am I not getting? 10 (us) Couple of old guys heading to the stairs to go up to the third floor. Younger former football player "you guys don't want to take the elevator? You know you only have so many cycles in your knee joints, right?" He probably does drive to the gym. He quit football when he saw other people damaged for life. It's just not worth it. Us old guys "Use it or lose it" Jerry
#19 You know how sometimes you see something that is not really all that funny, but it hits you just right? I laughed so hard at this I have tears in my eyes. Thank you. Made my night!
Back in 1995 a guy I knew drove to DC, pulled up in front of the capital and parked. As he was walking away a security guard came running up and exclaimed, don't park there, congress is about to recess for the day.
ReplyDeleteMy friend replied, " it's ok, I've got the Club."
Yeah I remember steering locks for the car and removing part of the radio although only did that a couple of times because I couldn't be bothered.
ReplyDeleteHeck i remember when gas caps didn't have locking flaps.
Delete#3 - What's with this one? Hasn't everyone had a pregnant 12 year old neighbor?
ReplyDelete#4 - I don't know where you found this one, but my neighbors heard me laughing at it.
#5 - or just get a 20 year old car with an AM radio...
#9 - odd place for a tramp stamp...but it could be a landing aid.
#12 - never gets old...
To have an AM radio a car would have to be at least 50 years old.
DeleteI've got an AM/FM radio in my 2001 F-150. Does that count?
DeleteDoesn’t count. Both of my old cars,66 and 69 have been upgraded. The 69 with a CD player, the 66 with a pioneer super tuner with a cassette.
DeleteMacht nix. I haven't listened to the radio in years.
Delete9 I'm just saying ......his nose looks like an ass? or what am I not getting?
ReplyDelete10 (us) Couple of old guys heading to the stairs to go up to the third floor. Younger former football player "you guys don't want to take the elevator? You know you only have so many cycles in your knee joints, right?"
He probably does drive to the gym. He quit football when he saw other people damaged for life. It's just not worth it.
Us old guys "Use it or lose it"
Jerry
#19 You know how sometimes you see something that is not really all that funny, but it hits you just right? I laughed so hard at this I have tears in my eyes. Thank you. Made my night!
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