An Ohio judge has issued an arrest warrant for a woman accused of defecating on a church altar, according to court records.
Laura Miniard, 27, was due in court Monday for a hearing in connection with her indictment for allegedly relieving herself inside the chapel at Cincinnati’s Good Samaritan Hospital.
Starker here, She has repeatedly violated terms of her supervised release. removed electronic monitoring device, traveled outside the state, failed to keep a schedule, didn't charge the monitoring unit. PO reported “her whereabouts are unknown.” Her bond had been revoked twice, but was allowed to remain free on her own recognizance. WTF! Now because she didn't show up for court there's an arrest warrant? And I agree, she does look like a hgl lezz.
Huh. Given that it's a hospital alter she was shitting on, I can't help but think she lost someone in that hospital, and is now taking an attitude of "God shits on me, I shit on him!"
Of course, a longer look at her history say's she's probably just nuts.
For some odd reason she looks like one of those happy-go-lucky lezz gals.
ReplyDeleteNo biggie. Lots of people have been doing the same thing in confessionals for ever.
ReplyDeleteMust've thought she was at Disney World.
ReplyDelete- WDS
Or anywhere in San Francisco.
DeleteStarker here,
ReplyDeleteShe has repeatedly violated terms of her supervised release. removed electronic monitoring device, traveled outside the state, failed to keep a schedule, didn't charge the monitoring unit. PO reported “her whereabouts are unknown.” Her bond had been revoked twice, but was allowed to remain free on her own recognizance.
WTF! Now because she didn't show up for court there's an arrest warrant?
And I agree, she does look like a hgl lezz.
When you gotta go....
ReplyDeleteThat's a man, baby!
ReplyDeleteReckon when she'll find a nice young man and settle down? .giggle..
ReplyDeleteHuh. Given that it's a hospital alter she was shitting on, I can't help but think she lost someone in that hospital, and is now taking an attitude of "God shits on me, I shit on him!"
ReplyDeleteOf course, a longer look at her history say's she's probably just nuts.
John G
I see the Dykes-R-Us haircut but I expected the hair to be green or blue or something.
ReplyDelete*walks away disappointed