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Thursday, November 02, 2023

The treasures you find at Goodwill

Authorities are looking for the person whose donation to a Wisconsin Goodwill last week included ammunition and a live explosive device, kicking off a bomb scare and evacuations of the area.
-Steve

4 comments:

  1. Lucky bastard.
    All I ever find are broken clocks and melted tupperware
    -lg

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  2. That ammo & cluster bomblette fell out of a plane headed to Ukraine.

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  3. People these days, I look at it like a surprise bonus if I find good shit in the pockets...
    JD

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  4. Found myself sorting donations at Goodwill. (Community service for...reasons).
    Anyway, opened a shaving bag and inside was A BONG! Nice
    But wait, there is no bowl, no stem, no hole for the stem. WTF
    And whats this switch on the base? I flip the switch and the "bong" starts to hum. Strange
    Back to the bag, I go, in search of a clue.
    AHA! An owner's manual...entitled
    The Care and Use of You Battery Operated, Male Member Enhancing Suction Device

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