Authorities are looking for the person whose donation to a Wisconsin Goodwill last week included ammunition and a live explosive device, kicking off a bomb scare and evacuations of the area.
Found myself sorting donations at Goodwill. (Community service for...reasons). Anyway, opened a shaving bag and inside was A BONG! Nice But wait, there is no bowl, no stem, no hole for the stem. WTF And whats this switch on the base? I flip the switch and the "bong" starts to hum. Strange Back to the bag, I go, in search of a clue. AHA! An owner's manual...entitled The Care and Use of You Battery Operated, Male Member Enhancing Suction Device
Lucky bastard.
ReplyDeleteAll I ever find are broken clocks and melted tupperware
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That ammo & cluster bomblette fell out of a plane headed to Ukraine.
ReplyDeletePeople these days, I look at it like a surprise bonus if I find good shit in the pockets...
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Found myself sorting donations at Goodwill. (Community service for...reasons).
ReplyDeleteAnyway, opened a shaving bag and inside was A BONG! Nice
But wait, there is no bowl, no stem, no hole for the stem. WTF
And whats this switch on the base? I flip the switch and the "bong" starts to hum. Strange
Back to the bag, I go, in search of a clue.
AHA! An owner's manual...entitled
The Care and Use of You Battery Operated, Male Member Enhancing Suction Device